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Old August 1st, 2006, 06:38 PM   #1
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Yuck


I smell like Alpo, canned, Filet Mignon dogfood.

Where is this coming from?? What organ in my body died?? It's time to get in the shower....I can't wait until next Saturday night.
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Old August 1st, 2006, 06:49 PM   #2
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Old August 1st, 2006, 06:51 PM   #3
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You only shower on Saturday night?
Yes. This is not new information. I've been very upfront with you all...starting in the Axe ShowerGel thread.

I'm a soap conservationist. I don't want to see innocent Soap killed for nothing.
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Old August 1st, 2006, 06:54 PM   #4
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Yes. This is not new information. I've been very upfront with you all...starting in the Axe ShowerGel thread.

I'm a soap conservationist. I don't want to see innocent Soap killed for nothing.
Dude - daily is mandatory!!
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Dude - daily is mandatory!!
Have you ever heard soap scream??
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Old August 1st, 2006, 06:58 PM   #6
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I don't want to be one of them Metrosexuals.


I do one of the following daily:

Change my undershirt, socks and boxers
Brush my teeth
Shave
Comb my hair
Use deodorant
Shower
Pick boogers
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Have you ever heard soap scream??
I'm sure it does when you use it after a week
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I don't want to be one of them Metrosexuals.


I do one of the following daily:

Change my undershirt, socks and boxers
Brush my teeth
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Pick boogers
One action every day - nice.
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I'm sure it does when you use it after a week
I was gonna use this line on another poster....good job. You probably saved me....I'm drinking and my judgement is going away.
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Old August 1st, 2006, 07:05 PM   #10
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LMFAO...a chick is yelling at me on the phone cuz I called her DUDE.

I hung up on her...and she is leaving nasty messages. WTF??

She should feel lucky....I'm stinky tonight.
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LMFAO...what is this?? It is still going on!!

How can I upload this to the internet......I'm learning new words.
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