Ugh,
Just got back from Newcastle tonight. My wife and I got an invite to go to a friends house for Chinese food and as they are Chinese I thought that the food would have been excellent.
Sunday nights the bus system and train station close down early so another couple friend of ours said that they would pick us up and take us back after dinner (they were invited as well).
I kid you not, but ten minutes after I ate I started to get really horrible stomach cramps and really loud/obnoxious gas. Now houses here are small but flats (apartments) are ridiculously small so I had no place to hide while I let this gas out.
Some reading might say that I could have gone outside but they live on the 8th floor and the stairs are on the inside of the building.
Many trips to the bathroom later I am ready to go but the couple that took us there is have a great time drinking away and making no signs that they wanted to go. So I throw the yawn out there but no one notices at all.
I make the final decision that everyone fears, do I have
diarrhea here or do I go out for cigs (even though I don't smoke)? Feeling the most intense urge I have ever felt I decided that I better stay here in fear that I could not make it.
After complete relief I start looking for toilet paper. OUT. So I use kleenex no big deal. Stand up and look at the bowl to notice that it was a complete MESS and a quick look around revels that they have no cleaner for the bowl.
I ended up wiping the bowl down with kleenex and water from a cup left in the bathroom.
Three hours later we leave.. Well, it seemed like three hours later but we come home and I rushed upstairs....
Horrible night. I did not even get to hear the Colts game...
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