40yearfan

Why Older Chicks Rule - by Andy Rooney from CBS "60 Minutes".

This is for all you girls 40 years and over.... and for those who are turning 40, and for those who are scared of moving into their 50's...AND 60's..and for guys who are scared of girls over 40!!!!

Andy Rooney says:
As I grow in age, I value women who are over 40 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why:
A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask,
"What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think.
If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do. And, it's usually something more interesting.
A woman over 40 knows herself well enough to be assured in who she is, what
she is, what she wants and from whom. Few women past the age of 40 give a hoot
what you might think about her or what she's doing.
Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant..
Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated.
A woman over 40 has the self-assurance to introduce you to her women friends.. A younger woman with a man will often ignore even her best friend because she doesn't trust the guy with other women.
Women over 40 couldn't care less if you're attracted to her friends because she knows her friends won't betray her.
Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40. They always know.
A woman over 40 looks good wearing bright red lipstick. This is not true of younger women. Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.
Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk, if you are acting like one! You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.
Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed hot woman of 40+, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year-old waitress.
Ladies, I apologize.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free", here's an update for you. Now 80% of women are against marriage, why?
Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig, just to get a little sausage.

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Yuma

In my experience with women, this is 100% true. That's why I LOVE older women!

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Yuma's Dad RIP 03/22/07

I still have a gut feeling Shaq will be better next season (2008/2009) after our docs have a full off season to work their magic on the Big Saguaro!

vince56

Women think men are sexier as they get older because they begin to look more and more like Sean Connery.

Men think women are less sexy as they get older because they also begin to look more and more like Sean Connery.

Assface

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Jersey Girl

LOL! Love that line!!!!!!

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marathon_mom

Hey 40! Does 38 count?

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40yearfan

Absolutely MM. 38 is the perfect age. A perfect blend of experience, physical attraction and a willingness to try new things. You are at the prime of your life young lady. Enjoy every minute of it.

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jenna2891

watch out, mm, it sounds like 40 wants to enjoy it with you...

marathon_mom

I'm also at the prime of another certain part of my life. I even amaze myself sometimes. I love 38! Looking forward to 39 even! Woot woot!

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Diets STILL suck!

40yearfan

I have to admit that I am a hopeless romantic when it comes to women. I love all of them dearly, young, old and in-between. The Age of Chivalry still beats vibrantly with-in my chest.

And no----I don't personally remember King Arthur and the Knights of the Round Table.

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