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#1
Beer me a post...
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Why I Hate Cats...
Mar 10, 7:55 AM (ET)
BATES TOWNSHIP, Mich. (AP) - A man cooking in his kitchen was shot after one of his cats knocked his 9mm handgun onto the floor, discharging the weapon, Michigan State Police said.
Joseph Stanton, 29, of Bates Township in Iron County, was shot in his lower torso around 6 p.m. Tuesday, the state police post in Iron River reported. He was transported to Iron County Community Hospital.
Michelle Sand, a spokeswoman at the Iron River hospital, said Stanton was treated there before being transferred to Marquette General Hospital for further treatment. But Marcie Miller, a representative of the Marquette facility, said there was no record of the hospital receiving a patient by that name.
A telephone message seeking comment was left Wednesday at Stanton's home.
State police said he was cooking at his stove when the cat knocked the loaded gun off the kitchen counter behind him.
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Oh sure it was the cat. And the parrot gave that other guy a wine enema.
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Way to leave your load gun laying around.
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Originally Posted by Jersey Girl Cards Fan
Way to leave your load gun laying around.
You might want to add "ed" to the end of "load."
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I'm sorry but dropping a gun on the floor would not set it off..... If it was a revolver, maybe, but not if it was semi-automatic
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Mulli808
Oh sure it was the cat. And the parrot gave that other guy a wine enema.
i don't know man - cats are cunning...
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Meh
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Ryanwb
I'm sorry but dropping a gun on the floor would not set it off..... If it was a revolver, maybe, but not if it was semi-automatic
That means the cat intentionally murdered him! Now I hate cats even more!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Ryanwb
I'm sorry but dropping a gun on the floor would not set it off..... If it was a revolver, maybe, but not if it was semi-automatic
I agree. If it was a revolver, it wouldn't go off neither unless you had the hammer cocked, but you'd have to be a complete idiot to do that.
Come to think of it, he did own a cat.
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does anyone ever really "own " a cat?
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Originally Posted by 40yearfan
Come to think of it, he did own a cat.
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Bring it on!!!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by FischerKing
i don't know man - cats are cunning...
shawn
No doubt! They're cute, but I can't stand em.
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Bring it on!!!
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Originally Posted by Mulli808
Oh sure it was the cat. And the parrot gave that other guy a wine enema.
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#13
GOOD FOR ME TO POOP ON
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That damn cat also killed Kennedy from the looks of it!!!
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This thread doesnt interest me nor excites me. Imma report it to the mods. i feel left out.
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