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Old June 4th, 2008, 12:48 PM   #1
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Why did the Chicken cross the road? (ASFN Edition)


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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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I have a whole file folder of reasons why.

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To get to the payphone.

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To party in the hottub with Fez.

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Cause Kobe was tryin to rape it

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Because his TV was 1080i and the one across the street was 1080p.

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To get to his Vespa, of course.
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Old June 4th, 2008, 12:51 PM   #2
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Old June 4th, 2008, 12:51 PM   #3
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Old June 4th, 2008, 12:52 PM   #4
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Because the chicken may or may not have taken improper benefits from a booster that could affect his NCAA eligibility.
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The answer is in cell E4 of my spreadsheet.
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Old June 4th, 2008, 12:53 PM   #6
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To eat at Chipotle.

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Because the Christians were persecuting it.

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Because Nidan was persecuting it.
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Old June 4th, 2008, 12:54 PM   #8
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It saw a misspelling that needed correcting.
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Shaq isn't a chicken.
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