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I.D. badges are long overdue. Security in this office park is a joke. Last year, I came to work with my spud gun in a duffel bag. I sat at my desk all day, with a rifle that shoots potatoes at 60 pounds per square inch. Can you imagine if I was deranged? - Dwight K. Schrute
I remember I accidentlty (I think it was an accident) hit my little sister in the face with a croquet mallet. She was maybe 4-5 and I was around 10. It killed a couple of her front teeth.
I remember my male cousins and I peeing in a supersoaker and spraying the girls.
Thats all I can think of now. I wasn't a very good brother.
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Probably the best was the time my brother and I put a raw steak in my sister's closet. Her room stunk naturally anyways because she wasn't very neat. We didn't notice any change in odor for the first week, but by the end of the second week it stunk like a rotting corpse.
She would bring her friends home after school and go into her room and play and not mention anything about it. Meanwhile my brother and I would have to hold our nose evertime we walked up stairs. We basically had full control over the upstairs of my parents house, they never bothered to climb the stairs so we could get away with this stuff.
By the end of the second month the smell was so foul and disgusting that it was affecting our rooms and stinking up our clothes and stuff. So my brother finally went in her room to retrieve the rotting piece of meat. I just remember the sight of him dry heaving as he ran down stairs then out front door. The meat had tripled in size and was this globby white ooze.
The irony of the story is, it caused more grief to my brother and I than it did my sister, she never even mentioned the foul smell.
I remember my male cousins and I peeing in a supersoaker and spraying the girls.
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that is disgusting
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I.D. badges are long overdue. Security in this office park is a joke. Last year, I came to work with my spud gun in a duffel bag. I sat at my desk all day, with a rifle that shoots potatoes at 60 pounds per square inch. Can you imagine if I was deranged? - Dwight K. Schrute
Probably the best was the time my brother and I put a raw steak in my sister's closet. Her room stunk naturally anyways because she wasn't very neat. We didn't notice any change in odor for the first week, but by the end of the second week it stunk like a rotting corpse.
She would bring her friends home after school and go into her room and play and not mention anything about it. Meanwhile my brother and I would have to hold our nose evertime we walked up stairs. We basically had full control over the upstairs of my parents house, they never bothered to climb the stairs so we could get away with this stuff.
By the end of the second month the smell was so foul and disgusting that it was affecting our rooms and stinking up our clothes and stuff. So my brother finally went in her room to retrieve the rotting piece of meat. I just remember the sight of him dry heaving as he ran down stairs then out front door. The meat had tripled in size and was this globby white ooze.
The irony of the story is, it caused more grief to my brother and I than it did my sister, she never even mentioned the foul smell.
I went and picked some new flowers and saturated them in "fart spray" purchased at a joke shop. I then let it dry in the sun so the smell soaked all the way into the petals.
I then and went and told her that I had got her some "spring flowers". She grabbed them, stuck her nose in, took a big sniff, and promptly vomited on herself.
I went and picked some new flowers and saturated them in "fart spray" purchased at a joke shop. I then let it dry in the sun so the smell soaked all the way into the petals.
I then and went and told her that I had got her some "spring flowers". She grabbed them, stuck her nose in, took a big sniff, and promptly vomited on herself.
She still talks about that joke to this day.
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I went and picked some new flowers and saturated them in "fart spray" purchased at a joke shop. I then let it dry in the sun so the smell soaked all the way into the petals.
I then and went and told her that I had got her some "spring flowers". She grabbed them, stuck her nose in, took a big sniff, and promptly vomited on herself.
She still talks about that joke to this day.
Well, you only played it on her yesterday.
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My brother is 4 years older than I... He used to beat me up pretty bad on a regular basis, when I was 5 and he was 9 he was dishing it out pretty good. i got away and ran in the kitchen, I grabbed a nine inch knife and threw it at him as he rounded the corner. It stuck right in his shoulder some 40 plus stitches later the bleeding stopped... I feel bad every time I see the scar... I then out grew him soon after so the bullying stopped (might have been the fear of knives too)...
Most disgusting...
My sister is 6 years younger, whenever I would have a real stinky sweat going (played a ton football as well as other sports), I would pin her down and wipe my armpit on her nose...
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