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View Poll Results: How drunk have you ever been
I've had to have my stomach pumped and damn near had my last rights read
2
4.76%
I've blacked out for long periods of time
14
33.33%
I've forgotten some stuff but I remember when someone tells me
My best friend who is in the army, Kyle, came home on my birthday (Dec 31st). Me, him and another friend decided to go to Old Chicago for dinner and to split a couple pitchers of beer. After that, we want to remind ourselves of our high school days by going to the store and getting a couple of 40's. I down both of mine in a half hour period as we make our way over to another friends house, Miguel, for a new years eve party. I drink a couple more beers there and am way drunk when I am given an irish car bomb. I then took a shot of petrone and thats all I remember until 4 hours later when i'm covered in vomit int he back yard shivering. I continue to throw up all morning and am feeling very sick the next day. I slept at Kyle's moms house and wolk up early enough to watch the Cardinals Colts game and washed my clothes.
Good thing I have friends to fill in the gaps. I passed out on Miguels couch and proceeded to throw up while passed out. Friends described it as a fountain. I was dragged into the backyard and left there. I somehow got on my back and kept throwing up. I nearly died from chocking on my own vomit until Kyle came out and turned me over. (lucky me)...
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Originally Posted by HeavyB3
I wasn't serious in my post.. I don't really give a crap.
I know I had alcohol poisoning the last time I was really drunk a few years ago. It was so bad that I was praying for death... Cold sweats, sickness beyond comprehention. I remember vomiting in my in-law's back yard and there was so much puke I couldn't open my jaw wide enough to compensate. It was so bad that I woke up 8 hours later, still drunk
I still drink, but I cut myself off rather quickly, I'm a real kill joy. That was an experience not worth coming close to ever experiencing again.
My worst episode was about 10 years ago when I was a senior in HS. My parents were on vacation so I had some friends over. Anyway, I was drinking so much so fast, my friends began to keep track of how much I was drinking. That, unfortunately egged me on even more. Over a 6 hour period they counted: 12 Budweiser 12oz bottles, 3 shots of tequila and half an Iced Tea jug of margaritas. I remember watching Beavis and Butthead from 12 inches in front of the TV and I could not see anything but a moving blur. I then passed out, I woke up at 5am in my bed (no idea how I got there). I was super dehydrated and needed water, I went to the kitchen and grabed a 32oz cut on the counter that had water in it, I chugged it all. Turns out it was vodka. I went back to bed, woke up at 1pm, still drunk off my ass. I was hung over for 4 days, thought I was gonna die for the first 2. I definately had severe alcohol poisoning, should have gone to the ER I suppose...thankfully I've never gotten anywhere close to blitzed as that since.
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"Do you know the Klingon proverb that tells us 'Revenge is a dish that is best served cold'"?
My worst episode was about 10 years ago when I was a senior in HS. My parents were on vacation so I had some friends over. Anyway, I was drinking so much so fast, my friends began to keep track of how much I was drinking. That, unfortunately egged me on even more. Over a 6 hour period they counted: 12 Budweiser 12oz bottles, 3 shots of tequila and half an Iced Tea jug of margaritas. I remember watching Beavis and Butthead from 12 inches in front of the TV and I could not see anything but a moving blur. I then passed out, I woke up at 5am in my bed (no idea how I got there). I was super dehydrated and needed water, I went to the kitchen and grabed a 32oz cut on the counter that had water in it, I chugged it all. Turns out it was vodka. I went back to bed, woke up at 1pm, still drunk off my ass. I was hung over for 4 days, thought I was gonna die for the first 2. I definately had severe alcohol poisoning, should have gone to the ER I suppose...thankfully I've never gotten anywhere close to blitzed as that since.
I was super dehydrated and needed water, I went to the kitchen and grabed a 32oz cut on the counter that had water in it, I chugged it all. Turns out it was vodka.
Funny how you didn't notice the SMELL or TASTE of VODKA....
I havent' been drunk since my last b-day. Mrs. RyanWB might not remember that night. Can you say DERAILERS? That's not the drunkest I've ever been...I'm a puker. I will shove my hand down my throat in order to puke & feel better...
I havent' been drunk since my last b-day. Mrs. RyanWB might not remember that night. Can you say DERAILERS? That's not the drunkest I've ever been...I'm a puker. I will shove my hand down my throat in order to puke & feel better...
*CQ should come running any minute now.*
LMFAO!!!!!! Yes, MM is a puker. I've learned to water her drinks down as the night progresses so she doesn't get to puking.
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I will document my Top 3, but it should be noted that I have probably puked from drinking about 8 times and D-Dogg has been there (and responsible) each time. What a pal.
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