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Old May 6th, 2005, 08:35 AM   #1
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what are you?

I am a "punctual lobster who loves to eat lanterns"

Sometimes you will get one that isn't appropriate to post..... but other than those rare ones this is quite funny.
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Old May 6th, 2005, 08:45 AM   #2
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I new it all along...

I am a "cock-heavy demon who loves to orally explore birds".
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Old May 6th, 2005, 08:46 AM   #3
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my first one was roflmao funny, but not kosher to post

instead, i am a " Funky organ donor who loves to explore Buffalo!"
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Old May 6th, 2005, 09:02 AM   #4
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Old May 6th, 2005, 09:36 AM   #5
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Old May 6th, 2005, 09:40 AM   #6
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I don't need a name generator since I already created my own alias/alter-ego Anus Beef Guy!
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Old May 6th, 2005, 09:48 AM   #7
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Testicular organ donor who loves to lick toes....

Boob-sucking porn star who loves to taste toes....

Corpulent porn star who loves to deflower balls....

Corpulent sausage link who loves to discover c*nts....

Testicular manwhore who loves to nibble lizards....

Pathetic punk who loves to gulp monster c*cks....

Horny size queen who loves to locate trouser snakes....

Malignant porn star who loves to sluuuuurp cl*ts...

Yes! Finally one that fits....
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Old May 6th, 2005, 09:51 AM   #8
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You are a toe sucking bicycle who loves to nuzzle lesbians.

Well, at least it got the nuzzle lesbians part right.
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Old May 6th, 2005, 10:18 AM   #9
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An underhung dogboy who loves to smack toilets.

Thats deep man. Deep.
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Old May 6th, 2005, 10:28 AM   #10
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Old May 6th, 2005, 10:34 AM   #11
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Old May 6th, 2005, 10:44 AM   #12
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First one was not postable.

Now I'm a masturbating virgin who loves to conquer animals.
No comments, please.

OMG, tried again & I'm a feminine boytoy who loves to fistf**k feet. (I thought Harley was the feminine boytoy.)

Last time...
I'm a toe-sucking slut who loves to slap testes.

Ok, I'm done.
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Old May 6th, 2005, 10:49 AM   #13
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Old May 6th, 2005, 10:49 AM   #14
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Old May 6th, 2005, 10:52 AM   #15
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