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Old May 17th, 2004, 01:44 PM   #1
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Vaseline Fetish? Guy Covers whole Hotel Room with it


Is this anyone from here? BIM has been quiet lately - did he travel recently? How about CardsAvenger?

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Man allegely covers hotel room with Vaseline

Associated Press
May. 17, 2004 11:50 AM



BINGHAMTON, N.Y. - A man is accused of applying Vaseline petroleum jelly to every surface in his room at a Motel 6 near Binghamton.

After Roger Chamberlain checked out last week, the cleaning crew discovered mattresses and bedding were slathered with the slippery stuff. Vaseline covered the TV set, furniture, carpeting and towels -- and everything else in the room.

Police found 14 empty Vaseline containers and numerous pornographic magazines in the room's trash can.

Damage to the motel room and its contents was estimated at more than $1,000..

A sheriff's deputy found the Virginia man a short time later at another motel. The deputy said the man was "smeared from head to foot with Vaseline."

Chamberlain was sent to jail after being charged with felony criminal mischief. The motel manager says the room still can't be used.



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Old May 17th, 2004, 01:50 PM   #2
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Chamberlain was sent to jail after being charged with felony criminal mischief. The motel manager says the room still can't be used.
Um, good. This room should never be used again!
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Um, good. This room should never be used again!
I just like things slippery! Is that so wrong?!
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Old May 17th, 2004, 02:52 PM   #4
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Old May 17th, 2004, 04:47 PM   #5
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I just like things slippery! Is that so wrong?!


Slippery pillows? I don't get it. What kind of magazines did you have?
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I used to live in Binghamton.
No wonder the place went to the dogs.
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No wonder the place went to the dogs.

Yeah, as soon as I left it became just another city.


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