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> Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have
> a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."
> Woody Allen
>
> "Bisexuality immediately doubles your
> chances for a date on Saturday night."
> Rodney Dangerfield
>
> "There are a number of mechanical devices which
> increase sexual arousal, particularly in women.
> Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL."
> Lynn Lavner
>
> "Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."
> Camille Paglia
>
> "Sex is one of the nine reasons for incarnation.
> The other eight are unimportant."
> George Burns
>
> "Women might be able to fake orgasms.
> But men can fake a whole relationship."
> Sharon Stone
>
> "Hockey is a sport for white men.
> Basketball is a sport for black men.
> Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps."
> Tiger Woods
>
> "My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch."
> Jack Nicholson
>
> "Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives,
> but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is."
> Barbara Bush
>
> "Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning
> to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet."
> Robin Williams
>
> "Women need a reason to have sex.
> Men just need a place."
> Billy Crystal
>
> According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable
> undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other
> women. They say that women are too judgmental,
> where, of course, men are just grateful."
> Robert De Niro
>
> "There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that
> many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms.
> They say they cause severe swelling.
> So what's the problem?"
> Dustin Hoffman
>
> "There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think,
> 'I know what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked'."
> Jerry Seinfeld
>
> "See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis,
> and only enough blood to run one at a time."
> Robin Williams
>
> "It's been so long since I've had sex,
> I've forgotten who ties up whom."
> Joan Rivers
>
> "Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful
> and natural experiences money can buy."
> Steve Martin
>
> "You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older.
> Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman.
> Stuff you pay good money for in later life."
> Elmo Phillips
>
> "Bigamy is having one wife too many.
> Monogamy is the same."
> Oscar Wilde
>
> "It isn't premarital sex if you have
> no intention of getting married."
> George Burns
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