February 21st, 2004, 10:51 PM
|
#1
|
|
Like a boss
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Tempe
Posts: 15,074
|
There is no hope for today's youth
__________________
RIP King of Cards
Tim Minnick 9/12/1972-3/4/2007
You'll be missed.
|
|
|
February 22nd, 2004, 12:20 AM
|
#2
|
|
What Goes Around Comes Around
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Solana Beach, CA
Posts: 9,896
|
Re: There is no hope for today's youth
Quote:
Originally posted by Assface
There is no hope for today's youth
|
Yeah these kids are crazy....

|
|
|
February 22nd, 2004, 06:03 AM
|
#3
|
|
Beer me a post...
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Scranton, PA
Posts: 9,205
|
ROTFL.
So many favorite lines in this - but one that definitely sticks out is "Jeremy, what the heck is this? This is one step beyond rambling and babbling." - hilarious
Dude has serious issues with trees though...
Shawn
__________________
"Arguing on the internet is like running in the special olympics... Even if
you win, you are still retarded..."
"I can't trust a woman who would marry me." ~ AzCards21
"I don't care what you believe, keep your religion out of my peanut butter!" ~ Assface
|
|
|
February 22nd, 2004, 06:25 AM
|
#4
|
|
Connoisseur of the Obvious
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Mesa, AZ
Posts: 12,157
|
"Like all things Spanish, it is dangerous."
WTF?!?!?!?
Classic!
__________________
Moses parted the Red Sea, Oppenheimer split the atom, but dotKen cut the crap. - Steve Antczak
|
|
|
February 22nd, 2004, 06:44 AM
|
#5
|
|
BIM™
|
__________________
HONEY BADGER DON'T CARE
|
|
|
February 22nd, 2004, 08:14 AM
|
#6
|
|
Woof!
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Ahwatukee
Posts: 7,427
|
LOL - busting a gut reading this.
"In Peru, they have names for many things."
"Zeus - a Greek god - throwing down lightning bolts to kill people and knock down trees. Where did he find the time?" 
__________________

|
|
|
February 22nd, 2004, 09:48 AM
|
#7
|
|
Moderator
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Alexandria, VA
Posts: 4,884
|
|
|
|
February 22nd, 2004, 11:20 AM
|
#8
|
|
Registered User
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: What?
Posts: 16,710
|
Quote:
Originally posted by FischerKing
Dude has serious issues with trees though...
Shawn
|
Geez, no kidding. Looks like everything is out to kill people and trees according to this guy.
|
|
|
February 22nd, 2004, 11:35 AM
|
#9
|
|
Banned
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Mesa
Posts: 35,580
|
Kill people and knock down trees
|
|
|
February 22nd, 2004, 03:02 PM
|
#10
|
|
This is our year!
Join Date: Dec 2003
Posts: 817
|
The sad part is I remember reading papers like this in high school during peer reviews... Ok, this Jeremy guy is unique altogether, but it's not that far off
I remember one guy in my class didn't know how to end his paper, so instead of leaving out a conclusion he rambled on and on randomly to fill up space so it looked like he did some work. It ended with "If everyone in the world farted at the same time, would the earth escape orbit?" It was amusing at the time I guess...
|
|
|
February 22nd, 2004, 03:11 PM
|
#11
|
|
Frell.
Join Date: Jun 2003
Posts: 21,225
|
I have to give props to the kid for at least having SOME grammar skills - I saw a few properly used "theirs" in there.
Funny stuff.
__________________
Rest in peace, Skkorp. We'll never forget you.
|
|
|
February 23rd, 2004, 07:44 AM
|
#12
|
|
Jolly Nihilist
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Old Town Scottsdale
Posts: 7,307
|
Ladies and gentlemen...
... Jeremy, president of the US in 2024....
|
|
|
February 23rd, 2004, 11:32 AM
|
#13
|
|
Admin
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Section 431 Row 1
Posts: 12,537
|
"They put up expensive-fish attracting bueys that run of lfashlight batteries. Imagine fightingthe power of the gods with flashlight batteries!"
"these are for the third world and schizophrenics"
OMG - dude is a genius!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
__________________
Read The Cardinal Rules of this Site!
Play hard, get dirty and never make eye-contact with the man you're going to blind-side. - Hardy Brown
RIP Skkorp, KoC, Danny_L, and jstadvl.
|
|
|
February 23rd, 2004, 07:22 PM
|
#14
|
|
Registered User
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: What?
Posts: 16,710
|
Quote:
Originally posted by jkf296
"They put up expensive-fish attracting bueys that run of lfashlight batteries. Imagine fightingthe power of the gods with flashlight batteries!"
"these are for the third world and schizophrenics"
OMG - dude is a genius!!!!!!!!!!!!!
|
He's definately onto something. John Titor at an early age?
|
|
|
|
|