November 16th, 2006, 01:10 PM
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I was told not to
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The Stepchildren vs. The Girls
So the mrs. and I got into a rather heated debate last night over which were more sensitive, the "stepchildren" or "the girls".
I tried to explain that something as little as a flick could send shooting cramps through the stomach and a full on punch could drop a guy for ten minutes or more. I explained that since there was no bodypart on a woman that compared, she couldn't comprehend the sensitivity.
She countered that the "girls" were just as sensitive (more specifically the business part of the girls).
I said no way, and that if she didn't want to take my word for it, I would ask you all.
I was going to make a poll, but realizing that this subject was semi about poles, and that most respondents were with poles, I decided to alleviate the poll so as to avoid sword fighting.
Soooo, how do I convince her that step-children are inherently more sensitive than girls?
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November 16th, 2006, 01:13 PM
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Connoisseur of the Obvious
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Trade shots, or have a disinterested thrid-party krang to the two of ya and compare pain.
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November 16th, 2006, 01:13 PM
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Killer Snail
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You mean the family jewels?
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November 16th, 2006, 01:15 PM
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Killer Snail
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Cardinals.Ken
Trade shots, or have a disinterested thrid-party krang to the two of ya and compare pain.
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Excellent idea. If you can wait a few weeks, I'll volunteer (I am living in TN, you know).
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November 16th, 2006, 01:40 PM
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Too much good stuff
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Where is a tranny when you need him (or her)?
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November 16th, 2006, 01:42 PM
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Well, the girls can pass a baby and the stepkids can only pass a kidney stone. Both painful, but I vote stepkids based on the passability ratio.
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November 16th, 2006, 01:45 PM
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Banned
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Rivercard
Where is a tranny when you need him (or her)?
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Originally Posted by Assface
Yes?
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November 16th, 2006, 01:47 PM
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I vote for the boys because that is a very sophisticated production facility down there. You have a whole generation of offspring basically hanging three feet from your head. Those get damaged an you could erase the future generations. So that's why mother nature (who's a woman) made it painful.
the girls are just there as a food source and play toys.
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November 16th, 2006, 02:21 PM
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I was told not to
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Ryanwb
the girls are just there as a food source and play toys.
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November 16th, 2006, 02:22 PM
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I was told not to
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Mulli808
Well, the girls can pass a baby and the stepkids can only pass a kidney stone. Both painful, but I vote stepkids based on the passability ratio.
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November 16th, 2006, 02:40 PM
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He Brought Sexy Back
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This thread is confusing me. What exactly are we talking about? Too many euphemisims.
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November 16th, 2006, 03:53 PM
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Goodbye, Sir. Thank You
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Quote:
Originally Posted by DeAnna
This thread is confusing me. What exactly are we talking about? Too many euphemisims.
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boobies or testicles...get with it! 
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November 16th, 2006, 05:53 PM
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I won't answer. One could not possibly know the pain of the other.
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Originally Posted by HeavyB3
I wasn't serious in my post.. I don't really give a crap.
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