DbaxJ

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DbaxJ

I remember growing up as a young lad in Arizona......

maddogkf

I remember growing up as a young lad in Arizona......where the beer flowed like tumbleweeds

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I was about to give myself a haircut with my new Flowbee...

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Run like an antelope,
Roll like a cantaloupe.

jf-08

I remember growing up as a young lad in Arizona......where the beer flowed like tumbleweeds. I was about to give myself a haircut with my new Flowbee. But then I looked into the mirror

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Play hard, get dirty and never make eye-contact with the man you're going to blind-side. - Hardy Brown

RIP Skkorp, KoC, Danny_L, and jstadvl.

DbaxJ

I remember growing up as a young lad in Arizona......where the beer flowed like tumbleweeds. I was about to give myself a haircut with my new Flowbee. But then I looked into the mirror and saw my sister. She was shaving her mustach off and noticed that I was bald!

maddogkf

I remember growing up as a young lad in Arizona......where the beer flowed like tumbleweeds. I was about to give myself a haircut with my new Flowbee. But then I looked into the mirror and saw my sister. She was shaving her mustach off and noticed that I was bald!

I told her in an angry voice

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"That's our last cucumber!!!"

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Run like an antelope,
Roll like a cantaloupe.

jf-08

I remember growing up as a young lad in Arizona......where the beer flowed like tumbleweeds. I was about to give myself a haircut with my new Flowbee. But then I looked into the mirror and saw my sister. She was shaving her mustach off and noticed that I was bald!

I told her in an angry voice, "That's our last cucumber!!!" She retorted, "Well my eyes will get puffy if I don't do this!"

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Read The Cardinal Rules of this Site!

Play hard, get dirty and never make eye-contact with the man you're going to blind-side. - Hardy Brown

RIP Skkorp, KoC, Danny_L, and jstadvl.

Ryanwb

I remember growing up as a young lad in Arizona......where the beer flowed like tumbleweeds. I was about to give myself a haircut with my new Flowbee. But then I looked into the mirror and saw my sister. She was shaving her mustach off and noticed that I was bald!

I told her in an angry voice, "That's our last cucumber!!!" She retorted, "Well my eyes will get puffy if I don't do this!". I said, "Well, if you would mind me, I wouldn't need to hurt you anymore, just remember, this is all your fault."

schutd

I remember growing up as a young lad in Arizona......where the beer flowed like tumbleweeds. I was about to give myself a haircut with my new Flowbee. But then I looked into the mirror and saw my sister. She was shaving her mustach off and noticed that I was bald!

I told her in an angry voice, "That's our last cucumber!!!" She retorted, "Well my eyes will get puffy if I don't do this!". I said, "Well, if you would mind me, I wouldn't need to hurt you anymore, just remember, this is all your fault."

At which point, Dr Phil asked us what are prime goals were concerning our relationship.

maddogkf

I remember growing up as a young lad in Arizona......where the beer flowed like tumbleweeds. I was about to give myself a haircut with my new Flowbee. But then I looked into the mirror and saw my sister. She was shaving her mustach off and noticed that I was bald!

I told her in an angry voice, "That's our last cucumber!!!" She retorted, "Well my eyes will get puffy if I don't do this!". I said, "Well, if you would mind me, I wouldn't need to hurt you anymore, just remember, this is all your fault."

At which point, Dr Phil asked us what are prime goals were concerning our relationship.

I said, "She's my sister, but she's my step sister"

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KingofCards

I remember growing up as a young lad in Arizona......where the beer flowed like tumbleweeds. I was about to give myself a haircut with my new Flowbee. But then I looked into the mirror and saw my sister. She was shaving her mustach off and noticed that I was bald!

I told her in an angry voice, "That's our last cucumber!!!" She retorted, "Well my eyes will get puffy if I don't do this!". I said, "Well, if you would mind me, I wouldn't need to hurt you anymore, just remember, this is all your fault."

At which point, Dr Phil asked us what are prime goals were concerning our relationship.

I said, "She's my sister, but she's my step sister"

She said, "Gross!. We only did that once, Phil, and I was passed out drunk."

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Ryanwb

I remember growing up as a young lad in Arizona......where the beer flowed like tumbleweeds. I was about to give myself a haircut with my new Flowbee. But then I looked into the mirror and saw my sister. She was shaving her mustach off and noticed that I was bald!

I told her in an angry voice, "That's our last cucumber!!!" She retorted, "Well my eyes will get puffy if I don't do this!". I said, "Well, if you would mind me, I wouldn't need to hurt you anymore, just remember, this is all your fault."

At which point, Dr Phil asked us what are prime goals were concerning our relationship.

I said, "She's my sister, but she's my step sister"

She said, "Gross!. We only did that once, Phil, and I was passed out drunk." We left the show feeling like our relationship has solitified

DbaxJ

I remember growing up as a young lad in Arizona......where the beer flowed like tumbleweeds. I was about to give myself a haircut with my new Flowbee. But then I looked into the mirror and saw my sister. She was shaving her mustach off and noticed that I was bald!

I told her in an angry voice, "That's our last cucumber!!!" She retorted, "Well my eyes will get puffy if I don't do this!". I said, "Well, if you would mind me, I wouldn't need to hurt you anymore, just remember, this is all your fault."

At which point, Dr Phil asked us what are prime goals were concerning our relationship.

I said, "She's my sister, but she's my step sister"

She said, "Gross!. We only did that once, Phil, and I was passed out drunk." We left the show feeling like our relationship has solitified.

The audience sitting through their story is eternally grossed out. Dr Phil goes home and calls Oprah, who then passes the story line off to a produce, and a spin off, called "My brother and I" is born.