arthurracoon

I almost sorta caught a monkey after it broke into my uncle's house.

My dad and I each had a stick trying to get it to come downstairs and out of the house. My mom and sister were upstairs in the 2 upstairs bathrooms, and they would freak out if they opened the door and saw the monkey.

The monkey however ran into the room where we were keeping all our stuff, grabbed my dad's aftershave and jumped out through the window. My dads wallet and my moms hand bag (containing passports, credit cards, cash, etc...) were right there for the taking but luckily the monkey took the aftershave.

We found the aftershave the next day on the street with claw marks and a few holes.

I have failed you as I was not able to catch the monkey and bring it back.

Oops...I left out some important details...

I was in India at my uncles house which is close to a more jungly type area in the suburbs of Banglore, a major city.

That morning we left one of the windows open, and the monkey opened the velcro mesh screen and came in.

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Djaughe

lol...this is actualy quite funny...did the monkey take a razor too?

Pariah

Wait a minute. A monkey broke into your uncle's house. A monkey. A monkey?

Where the hell do you live that a monkey is breaking into your house? A monkey?

Damn. I wish a monkey would break into my house.

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Pariah

You select this little tidbit to say it's funny? How about the fact that A MONKEY broke into the house? I don't care if he took a rubber chicken and a groucho mask and left it on the street--A MONKEY BROKE INTO HIS HOUSE.

What world do you people live in that this gets passed up as accepted, yet the monkey trying to shave is funny?

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Chandler Mike

That's what I'd like to know.

Maybe he didn't like the new powered Mach 3...

Mike

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jf-08

he lives in ahwatukee

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Oh that makes sense then, there is a HUGE monkey population in Ahwatukee...





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schel

You guys realize this happened in India, right?

arthurracoon

Yeah...there were a couple details I left out...

I have edited my orriginal post.

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Assface

Wow, you're way cooler than I originally thought! You've climbed several notches in my book, I now place you above mildew on the social ladder.

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Ryanwb

My father had to go to India on business.... people train monkeys to climb through hotel rooms and steal stuff off the dresser.

Ryanwb

So, if you would have caught the monkey, who would have gotten it? I would vote for me, but you probably would have given it to JKF296 :roll:

Assface

I would've gotten it, I'm the one in his sig, not you guys.

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schel

I'm just glad Assface didn't get the monkey. Looking at his new avatar... I'm a little afraid of what he was thinking of doing with it.