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This buddy of mine got married about 5 years ago, he was a Mormon getting married to this woman he met on his mission. So they invite me to the wedding and I got this genius idea to give him a joke card along with his gifts.
With my dry (and often lame) sense of humor I thought it would be funny to send him not a contragulatory card, rather a bereavement card in which I taped a picture of male genatalia inside.
So you open the card and it was basically:
Sorry for your loss
(penile picture)
Sort of saying that you lose your manhood when you get married. My other buddies thought it was a riot, my girlfriend (future wife) not so funny
I ponied up on an expensive gift for them and I didn't even get a thank you card. I saw them at Chandler Mall a few years ago and they both pretended not to know me. Stupid penile pictures are always costing me friends
Last edited by Ryanwb; July 9th, 2005 at 11:11 AM.
This buddy of mine got married about 5 years ago, he was a Mormon getting married to this woman he met on his mission. So they invite me to the wedding and I got this genius idea to give him a joke card along with his gifts.
With my dry (and often lame) sense of humor I thought it would be funny to send him not a contragulatory card, rather a bereavement card in which I taped a picture of male genatalia inside.
So you open the card and it was basically:
Sorry for your loss
(penile picture)
Sort of saying that you lose your manhood when you get married. My other buddies thought it was a riot, my girlfriend (future wife) not so funny
I ponied up on an expensive gift for them and I didn't even get a thank you card. I saw them at Chandler Mall a few years ago and they both pretended not to know me. Stupid penile pictures are always costing me friends
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