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Old March 11th, 2008, 09:46 PM   #1
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The Haiku Thread.

Good idea Klod.


Here's the structure of a haiku, for those who have forgotten 10th grade English class:

First line contains 5 syllables.
Second line contains 7 syllables.
Third line contains 5 syllables.

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I will start things off with an homage to my favorite disposer of trees, limbs and zombies. Here's to the chainsaw...

Chainsaw my lovely
Why must you cry so loudly?
Destroyer of all

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Old March 12th, 2008, 06:22 AM   #2
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My first ever haiku...

Why am I going
It will still be there tomorrow
Oh yeah, to get paid
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Old March 12th, 2008, 06:50 AM   #3
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My first ever haiku...

Why am I going
It will still be there tomorrow
Oh yeah, to get paid
That is quite inspirational for a Wednesday morning. Thank you.
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Old March 12th, 2008, 08:27 AM   #4
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Why am I going
It will still be there tomorrow
Oh yeah, to get paid
Ha! Nice. Hump day baby. All downhill from here.
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Old March 12th, 2008, 08:29 AM   #5
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Old March 12th, 2008, 08:36 AM   #6
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Old March 12th, 2008, 08:38 AM   #7
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Probably not enough syllables:

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The first one has five
Then the second has seven
Syllables that is.
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The first one has five
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Syllables that is.
The first post told us
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Old March 12th, 2008, 08:58 AM   #11
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