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Her body is too bangin', and she lives too close for me to ignore her.
My trial was late last night. And I couldn't get back to have my kids picked up by 5 and 6, so the night before I asked her if she'd pick them up and feed them dinner.
She did. And we were talking about my trial. Then I was about to go, and said since the kids ate already I just need to grab something from Subway. She told me to hold on, that she had something that was healthy and fill me up.
She comes out with this shake....it is literally green. I take a sip and it is horrible....just horrible.
STOMACH: Oh....my....god.....what did you just put in me?? I'm gonna throw this up, you know that right??
BRAIN: Shuuut uuuuup.....this chick is hot.
I ask what is in it. She says wheat germ, grass (??) and cranberry juice.
I drank the whole thing. But this cannot continue.
Also found out she doesn't drink.....that sucks.
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I think her not drinking poses more of a crimp in your style than the slimey shake. Give it some time. That's what I'm going to do the next time I get a date.
Her body is too bangin', and she lives too close for me to ignore her.
My trial was late last night. And I couldn't get back to have my kids picked up by 5 and 6, so the night before I asked her if she'd pick them up and feed them dinner.
She did. And we were talking about my trial. Then I was about to go, and said since the kids ate already I just need to grab something from Subway. She told me to hold on, that she had something that was healthy and fill me up.
She comes out with this shake....it is literally green. I take a sip and it is horrible....just horrible.
STOMACH: Oh....my....god.....what did you just put in me?? I'm gonna throw this up, you know that right??
BRAIN: Shuuut uuuuup.....this chick is hot.
I ask what is in it. She says wheat germ, grass (??) and cranberry juice.
I drank the whole thing. But this cannot continue.
Also found out she doesn't drink.....that sucks.
Wheat grass?? No alcohol??? How smart is she?
Maybe you could throw a line about grain alcohol and being healthy and she be none the wiser?
Wheat grass is a pretty fantastic (for your health, not for your taste buds) drink. When you have enough of it (ie, daily shots) your body becomes a chloroplasm-rich environment, where fat has trouble taking hold.
At least that's what the hippies at the Boulder Wild Oats tell me.
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Her body is too bangin', and she lives too close for me to ignore her.
My trial was late last night. And I couldn't get back to have my kids picked up by 5 and 6, so the night before I asked her if she'd pick them up and feed them dinner.
She did. And we were talking about my trial. Then I was about to go, and said since the kids ate already I just need to grab something from Subway. She told me to hold on, that she had something that was healthy and fill me up.
She comes out with this shake....it is literally green. I take a sip and it is horrible....just horrible.
STOMACH: Oh....my....god.....what did you just put in me?? I'm gonna throw this up, you know that right??
BRAIN: Shuuut uuuuup.....this chick is hot.
I ask what is in it. She says wheat germ, grass (??) and cranberry juice.
I drank the whole thing. But this cannot continue.
She is probably thinking "I am watching his kids, I have a great stomach and legs, and yet I can't get this guy to make a move."
She doesn't strike me as the type of person that just wants a make out partner.
And I'm not ready to have a girlfriend.
And I'm not gonna lie to her, and it wouldn't work anyway.
She's a cool person, and a good friend, at least as smart as I am. She's good looking and stuff........but for right now that is all it is. Plus she doesn't drink.
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