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October 12th, 2004, 09:38 AM
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(Formerly jkf296)
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Talent Show?
A guy I work with has great "theme" parties.
I thought I'd have a little fun with this.
This year's party is a "Talent Show."
I have no idea what the hell I'm gonna do. I have no talents
so - what type of talent do you guys think I should do - Party is in 2 weeks.
*peeks out of blinds and waits nervously for the peanut gallery to arrive*
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October 12th, 2004, 09:39 AM
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Ho Ho Ho... Pimp!
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I can juggle!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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I.D. badges are long overdue. Security in this office park is a joke. Last year, I came to work with my spud gun in a duffel bag. I sat at my desk all day, with a rifle that shoots potatoes at 60 pounds per square inch. Can you imagine if I was deranged? - Dwight K. Schrute
October 12th, 2004, 09:41 AM
#3
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You could be Jo-Jo, the pissed off mime....?
October 12th, 2004, 10:50 AM
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Strip tease.
Too bad you are so far away. Otherwise I could teach you a little baton twirling. I could even loan you a nice little sequin outfit.
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October 12th, 2004, 11:02 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Jersey Girl Cards Fan
Strip tease.
Too bad you are so far away. Otherwise I could teach you a little baton twirling. I could even loan you a nice little sequin outfit.
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October 12th, 2004, 11:06 AM
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Get really drunk, wear a cheesy tux, and rag on people non-stop. When everyone asks you what your gig is, tell 'em you're Chuck Barris (former "Gong Show" host).
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October 12th, 2004, 11:11 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Jersey Girl Cards Fan
Strip tease.
Too bad you are so far away. Otherwise I could teach you a little baton twirling. I could even loan you a nice little sequin outfit.
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October 12th, 2004, 11:50 AM
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Originally Posted by jkf296
so - what type of talent do you guys think I should do - Party is in 2 weeks.
Just bring a laptop and wow them all with your Google skills and show them how you surf ASFN.
Eh, I got nothing...
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October 12th, 2004, 11:53 AM
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You could go as a Cardinals' flag boy...
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October 12th, 2004, 12:14 PM
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Originally Posted by Brian in Mesa
You could go as a Cardinals' flag boy...
Oooh yeah, baby!
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October 12th, 2004, 12:21 PM
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Ahem...I uh...sing fairly well.
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October 12th, 2004, 12:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Brian in Mesa
You could go as a Cardinals' flag boy...
And steal your thunder??
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October 12th, 2004, 02:13 PM
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Bring it on!!!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Brian in Mesa
You could go as a Cardinals' flag boy...
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October 12th, 2004, 02:14 PM
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Championship!!!!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Brian in Mesa
You could go as a Cardinals' flag boy...
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October 12th, 2004, 02:17 PM
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And steal your thunder??
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