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Taking Dog for a Walk
> > Taking Dog for a Walk
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> > A little girl asked her Mom, "Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?
> > Mom replies, "No, because she is in heat."
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> > "What's that mean?" asked the child.
> >
> > "Go ask your father. I think he's in the garage."
> >
> > The little girl goes to the garage and says, "Dad, may I take Belle for a
> > walk around the block? I asked Mom, but she said the dog was in heat, and to come to you."
> >
> > Dad said, "Bring Belle over here."
> >
> > He took a rag, soaked it with gasoline, and scrubbed the dog's backside with it and said,
> > "Okay, you can go now, but keep Belle on the leash and only go one time around the block."
> >
> > The little girl left, and returned a few minutes later with no dog on the leash.
> >
> > Surprised, Dad asked, "Where's Belle?"
> >
> >
> > The little girl said, "She ran out of gas about halfway down the block, so
> > another dog is pushing her home."
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