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Old March 4th, 2007, 01:56 AM   #1
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So my female friends took me to the lesbian bar


Tonight the two girls I hang with who swing on both sides of the plate ask me if I will go to the lesbian bar with them. I of course say "sure!"

It was wild...like free porn wild. Most of the girls were of the lipstick kind and were groping, grinding, kissing...

The wierd thing is that I would be dancing by myself or with my friends and I would get the most direct stares from these girls. Normally I would think I was getting the "come hither" stare but this could have been "I am going to rip your penis off stare" and I wouldn't know the difference.
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Old March 4th, 2007, 02:03 AM   #2
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Old March 4th, 2007, 02:08 AM   #3
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I don't have your phone number

They want me to go to some place on Thursday where they fly in strippers from LA and it is all lipstick type girls. 2 for 1 drinks too. I said "maybe"
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Old March 4th, 2007, 02:13 AM   #4
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They want me to go to some place on Thursday where they fly in strippers from LA and it is all lipstick type girls. 2 for 1 drinks too. I said "maybe"
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Old March 4th, 2007, 06:50 AM   #5
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Old March 4th, 2007, 09:00 AM   #6
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Tonight the two girls I hang with who swing on both sides of the plate ask me if I will go to the lesbian bar with them. I of course say "sure!"

It was wild...like free porn wild. Most of the girls were of the lipstick kind and were groping, grinding, kissing...

The wierd thing is that I would be dancing by myself or with my friends and I would get the most direct stares from these girls. Normally I would think I was getting the "come hither" stare but this could have been "I am going to rip your penis off stare" and I wouldn't know the difference.
Were you dressed in drag? You must of had some night. Sounds like you experienced what many guys have dreamt of.
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Old March 4th, 2007, 09:17 AM   #8
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I would totally hit a lesbian bar .... just for the hell of it.
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Old March 4th, 2007, 01:34 PM   #9
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Old March 4th, 2007, 03:12 PM   #10
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Old March 4th, 2007, 05:48 PM   #11
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Is "Ain't Nobody's Biz" still around on 32nd and Indian School? I think that was more of the "she drives a bigger truck than almost all the guys I know" type bar.
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Old March 4th, 2007, 09:45 PM   #12
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Old March 4th, 2007, 10:05 PM   #13
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