OK, I'm procrastinating studying for a final... nevertheless...
Why are these smilies on the board? They're bland as hell!!

<-- BJ??

<-- cavity search

<-- INCASE CAPITAL LETTERS AND MULTIPLE !!!!!!!!'S WON'T WORK!!!!!

<-- for those too nerdy to use the vader smiley
;-) <-- This just screams "I'm going to molest you"

<-- The smiley for people devoid of personality

<-- questionmarkmouthman

<-- we have one for hatred (

) so... what does this one mean? He's getting a HARDER cavity search?

<-- You are devoid of personality, and you were born without a soul.