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I figure as long as we're discussing smackdowns...
Went to lunch today at Hana Sushi...As I was about to leave, there's these 3 chicks arguing a little bit down the plaza. Lots of yelling & swearing. They were all VERY large women--I wasn't about to get involved. They probably each outweighed me by around 100 lbs.
Anyway, the blond chick starts to walk away, and some other chick rolls up next to her, and THEY get into it. The blond starts yelling to go ahead & kill her, she just wants to die. Chick in the car gets out & they're yelling back & forth, and eventually Blondie gets beat up some. She gets up off the ground, they get into it some more, and blondie gets pulled to the ground by her hair & gets beat up some more.
It was kinda surreal. I felt bad for the blond chick. She was kind of instigating everything, but was clearly in utter despair. Cops eventually rolled up but the blond lady was the only one left at that point & she got arrested.
Weird.
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Linda and I leave the sushi joint and are talking outside for a bit when all of the sudden this wild screaming happens off by the pet hospital. This overly large tub of white trash is in some other larger hispanic woman's face screaming at her.
"Give me a chance!!" "I need a job" "EFF you!"
The other lady says "you ain't getting a job"
"You don't know who I am, I need it. EFF YOU!!"
White Trash rambles off in front of Linda and me...I'm grinning ear to ear. This is fun stuff...plus this WT chick is clearly mentally unstable. Like, no doubt in my mind she hears voices.
So out of nowhere this other large white trash chick pulls up in a truck and starts into the Original Crazy WT chick (CWT). She grabs CWT and shoves her to the ground. People come out of doors to check it out. It is about this point that I realize that all the chicks involved, from the first argument on, are all large and in charge. It struck me as really, really, really weird. Like CWT snuck food from their plates or something. CWT pops back up and screams in the other chick's face "I'M NOT ON DRUGS!!!" Suuuuuuuuuure you're not, honey. Sure you're not.
Anyway, CWT wails out "I WANT TO DIE!!!" Interpereting this as she wanted to die by fist, SWT (sane white trash) chick punches her up a bit, tosses her back on the ground and kicks at her.
LHC (large hispanic chick) yells out "We've called the police, they are on their way." So you know you have another 5-10 minutes of this. SWT pops in another kick for good measure and drives off. CWT mumbles and shuffles her way to a corner and plops down, crying.
Linda and I then think this is the appropriate time to dial up Hell's Travel agency. She says "suicide isn't far off, ya think?" To which I reply "hey, gotta thin the herd somehow." Linda snarks, "she is the herd." First class tickets..
Cops show up and some nice and apparently unafraid-of-high-CWT-chicks-that-can't-fight man talks to the CWT until they arrived...Linda remarks that's what her dad would do. I talk about hookers and downtown for a second, and I don't recall why. We part ways.
It was odd, nothing like the time when that Seattle fan walked through lot D and tried to break up a chick fight and got stomped when he hit her, but entertaining nonetheless.
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