Schwarzenegger V Clinton

NEZCardsfan · April 7th, 2006, 09:47 AM

Got this one from Bleedingred.....LMFAO

Quote:

Senator Hillary Clinton was attending a party, when she noticed Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger. She walked over to him, and in a quiet voice said, "If you were my husband, I would poison your drink."

Schwarzenegger smiled, leaned forward, and whispered in her ear, "and if you were my wife, I would drink it."

nathan · April 7th, 2006, 10:10 AM

IIRC that is actually a real Winston Churchill quote.

abomb · April 7th, 2006, 10:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nm132

IIRC that is actually a real Winston Churchill quote.

Yeah, Wikipedia lists it, but says it has no proof of attribution;

Lady Nancy Astor: Winston, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea.
Churchill: Nancy, if I were your husband, I'd drink it.

Variant:

Nancy Astor: If you were my husband, Winston, I'd poison your coffee.
Churchill: And if you were my wife, I'd drink it.

A-Bomb