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Old June 17th, 2007, 10:36 PM   #1
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questions


got these from an email:

1. Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist,but a person who drives a racecar isnt called a racist?

2. Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?

3. What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?

4. Isnt making a smoking section
in a restaurant like making peeing sections in swimming pools ?

5. If people from Poland are called
Poles,then why arent people
from Holland called Holes?

6. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?
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Old June 17th, 2007, 10:42 PM   #2
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got these from an email:

1. Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist,but a person who drives a racecar isnt called a racist?
Cause he's driving the car, not playing it?

I dunno.
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Old June 17th, 2007, 10:45 PM   #3
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Cause he's driving the car, not playing it?

I dunno.
I thought it was a for gone conclusion they were racists unless your name is Jeff Gordon or Jimmie Johnson..
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Old June 17th, 2007, 10:46 PM   #4
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I thought it was a for gone conclusion they were racists unless your name is Jeff Gordon or Jimmie Johnson..
Hey, did you see Jimmie Johnson ran outta gas today with 8 laps left? And Tony Stewart finished six places ahead of the Rainbow Warrior.
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Old June 17th, 2007, 10:47 PM   #5
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Hey, did you see Jimmie Johnson ran outta gas today with 8 laps left? And Tony Stewart finished six places ahead of the Rainbow Warrior.
all i see is #24 in 1st and #48 in 3rd in the points standings..
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Old June 17th, 2007, 10:50 PM   #6
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all i see is #24 in 1st and #48 in 3rd in the points standings..
Doesn't matter until the last ten races, my friend. And that's when Smoke is at his best and Gordon is at his worst.

But, we aren't talking about racing in this thread. We are talking about weird stuff.

Like, if you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry?
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Old June 17th, 2007, 10:59 PM   #7
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Doesn't matter until the last ten races, my friend. And that's when Smoke is at his best and Gordon is at his worst.
History says otherwise.. 4-2

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Old June 17th, 2007, 11:07 PM   #8
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History says otherwise.. 4-2
That's great, but Tony didn't start racing in Cup til 1999, which means that, while he and Jeff were both on the circuit together, Tony has more championships.

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Old June 17th, 2007, 11:10 PM   #9
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That's great, but Tony didn't start racing in Cup til 1999, which means that, while he and Jeff were both on the circuit together, Tony has more championships.

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well then imma throw out all of earnhardts championships before gordon started..
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Old June 17th, 2007, 11:15 PM   #10
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well then imma throw out all of earnhardts championships before gordon started..
Roll your eyes all you want. Your brought it up.
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Roll your eyes all you want. Your brought it up.
i didnt roll my eyes at the subject matter, i rolled my eyes at your reasoning lol..
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Old June 17th, 2007, 11:24 PM   #12
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i didnt roll my eyes at the subject matter, i rolled my eyes at your reasoning lol..
Well, then, you are in good company.
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