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I'm bored and I was just thinking how certain people in certain jobs give me the creeps. So if you have any of these jobs, no offense.....
1. Apartment Manager guy - This is the guy who is a chain smoker and stands outside the front of the office checking out all the single moms that walk by, yeah, thats good for business
2. Bathroom attendent in the Strip Club guy - Okay, I just want to take a wizz and continue to watch women take their clothes off. Why do you insist on making converstation with me?
3. Beer Vendor at the Cardinals game - I don't like giving sweaty men money under any circumstances, even for ice cold brew...... I'll go wait in line
4. Works the graveyard shift at the Adult Bookstore guy - So, how many other places did you apply to before you accepted this position?
5. Fix that chip in your windshield at the gas station guy - I tried not to make eye contact with you, but you still come over to look at my windshield and try and tell me my insurance will cover that. Get a life dude....
Anyone have any others?
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1.30 year old men working at Circle K: Just shut up and give me my change tweaker.
2. Survey workers at the mall: No I won't take your survey get away and stop trying to make eye contact with me.
3. Male haircutters that work at anywhere except a Barber Shop: I go in and start thinking no dude you aren't cutting my hair. I like the barber but I swear they just give you the same haircut they have.
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1. Apartment Manager guy - This is the guy who is a chain smoker and stands outside the front of the office checking out all the single moms that walk by, yeah, thats good for business
2. Bathroom attendent in the Strip Club guy - Okay, I just want to take a wizz and continue to watch women take their clothes off. Why do you insist on making converstation with me?
3. Beer Vendor at the Cardinals game - I don't like giving sweaty men money under any circumstances, even for ice cold brew...... I'll go wait in line
4. Works the graveyard shift at the Adult Bookstore guy - So, how many other places did you apply to before you accepted this position?
5. Fix that chip in your windshield at the gas station guy - I tried not to make eye contact with you, but you still come over to look at my windshield and try and tell me my insurance will cover that. Get a life dude....
Dude, who are you kidding?
The above is taken directly from your resume.
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The weird guy at work who talks about Dungeons and Dragons, fencing, his armour and his female character person that he created for some weird game......
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The weird guy at work who talks about Dungeons and Dragons, fencing, his armour and his female character person that he created for some weird game......
When did you start working at a furniture store?
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