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One of Those Embarrassing Moments You'll Never Forget!
Lord... did I ever embarrass myself tonight... I've been taking a Business course and tonight we had a presentation a group project that myself and 3 others classmates had been working on for over this past month....
It was a Marketing Plan for a fictitious elegant/lavishing club/restaurant called the "Q" (nothing related to either Q Richardson or Anquan)..... Anyways, I assumed the role as the restaurant manager and head-chef and was responsible for creating the menu (which myself and another group member spent 3 hours last Saturday doing)... I had used Publisher and created all these menu items and listed all the corresponding ingrediants.....
Well.. there was one major detail that I overlooked.... Unfortunately..I didnt discover this major oversight... Guess what it was? On the Texas Burger I put... get ready for this.... ANUS beef instead of ANGUS beef..... Well...I passed the menu around and while it was circulating, a girl suddenly asked... what's anus beef? Myself and the other 3 in my group did a HUGE doubletake... Then, we checked our copy and noticed that mistake... Well, let's just say the entire class cracked-up hysterically (even one of my partners collapsed to the ground out of MASS hysteria)... Lord.. I was like.. did I seriously do that? Wow.... just ommitting one letter can obviously alter the meaning of something and create something as embarrassing as that!
Fortunately, I have a good-natured professor and also was bursting out laughing and understood that it wasnt done intentionally.....
I had the class cracking-up in the beginning because one of the group members had forgotten my name and I immediately responded "right on Q" with the remark... I'm the artist formerly known as Prince... Oh wow... at least next week is the final because if this happened earlier in the semester I wouldnt have been able to look straight into anyone's face in that class ever again w/out being anointed as the "Anus Beef Guy"...
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9th Grade Literature Class - I was selected for reading aloud about the works of Charles Dickens. Getting a little tounge-tangled I read to the class about Dickens work...
"A Tale of Two Titties."
At 14 it was pretty embarrassing...
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-Samuel Langhorne Clemens
9th Grade Literature Class - I was selected for reading aloud about the works of Charles Dickens. Getting a little tounge-tangled I read to the class about Dickens work...
"A Tale of Two Titties."
At 14 it was pretty embarrassing...
At the age of 14, I would suggest that that was a Freudian slip.
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That is hilarious!
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