This sure is hilarious.
I couldn't stop laughing.
Some of my favorites
Bakes potatoes when placed around a potato in a hot oven.
This particular model Foil Hat Technology is good underwater on your fish, or outdoors in the rain.
Do not attempt to tamper with the PFHT. It has built in "anti-authority" technology which will make it burst into flames upon close inspection by authorities. Please do not put the PFHT in the microwave.
But wait even more! If you send payment within 2 business days of the auction closing, I'll send a lock of cat fur!
I take the following forms of payment only [in the equivalent value of the winning bid price + shipping]:
Shiny beads, trinkets, or gold coins
Monopoly money [exchanged at 0.0005% face value]
All legal currency must be dated from after the year 2000, since I don't want it to have the Y2K bug.
By asking for a refund you forfeit your ghost to me but it will be returned if you bake me a cake and hand deliver it.
I don't just sell the PFHT, I'm also a customer.
One size fits all pets, thanks to the adjustable "sizing fold". Do not attempt to adjust the size of your pet's head to fit the PFHT.
OMG
The pictures are priceless
