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Old June 3rd, 2008, 11:01 AM   #1
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Office Pranks


This reminded me that I need some fresh office pranks..

http://www.arizonasportsfans.com/vb/...02&postcount=4

The last prank I pulled was when I turned over everything at this guys desk.. His chair, in and out files even the posters on his wall got turned upside down.. When I came in the next day I expected my desk to be vandalized.. Instead he vandalized another guys desk cuz he thought he did it and I got away scott free.. It was beautifull..

But now I need some new ideas.. Any one got some good ones?
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Old June 3rd, 2008, 11:52 AM   #2
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I posted a memo on the time clock that all employees were to be drug tested IMMEDIATELY.
I posted a memo by the coffee maker: "use 12 scoops coffee and 6 cups water per pot".
A new guy followed the memo - obviously no experienece making coffee.
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Old June 3rd, 2008, 12:00 PM   #3
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I posted a memo on the time clock that all employees were to be drug tested IMMEDIATELY.
I posted a memo by the coffee maker: "use 12 scoops coffee and 6 cups water per pot".
A new guy followed the memo - obviously no experienece making coffee.
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Old June 3rd, 2008, 12:49 PM   #4
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Person A gets a brand new, overblown moped for it's gas mileage, keeps track of every mile and every penny.
Person B siphons gas randomly out of Person A's moped while he's working.
Person C drops a few drops of oil underneath it to make it look like it's leaking (just for the hell of it).
When Person A finally gets frustrated at the irregularity of the gas mileage, Person B will start adding gas randomly to the tank for additional free entertainment.
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Old June 3rd, 2008, 12:50 PM   #5
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Person A gets a brand new, overblown moped for it's gas mileage, keeps track of every mile and every penny.
Person B siphons gas randomly out of Person A's moped while he's working.
Person C drops a few drops of oil underneath it to make it look like it's leaking (just for the hell of it).
When Person A finally gets frustrated at the irregularity of the gas mileage, Person B will start adding gas randomly to the tank for additional free entertainment.
I think when Person A gets frustrated at the irregularity of the gas mileage, Person B should offer to buy it off of him, at a reduced price, of course.
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Old June 3rd, 2008, 12:52 PM   #6
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I think when Person A gets frustrated at the irregularity of the gas mileage, Person B should offer to buy it off of him, at a reduced price, of course.
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Old June 3rd, 2008, 12:54 PM   #7
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Person A gets a brand new, overblown moped for it's gas mileage, keeps track of every mile and every penny.
Person B siphons gas randomly out of Person A's moped while he's working.
Person C drops a few drops of oil underneath it to make it look like it's leaking (just for the hell of it).
When Person A finally gets frustrated at the irregularity of the gas mileage, Person B will start adding gas randomly to the tank for additional free entertainment.
Person D. Take a picture of Shane's reaction.
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Switching the "M" and "N" keys on the keyboard has been by far the most successful long running joke I've ever seen. especially if you get an e-mail from the victim with "M's" and "N's" transposed
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That is not the high-quality grammar I have come to expect from you.
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That is not the high-quality grammar I have come to expect from you.
pfft. It's summer, and....I blame dcr. He's a bad influence?

I haven't gotten enough sleep?

HEY! I type millions of words....

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Switching the "M" and "N" keys on the keyboard has been by far the most successful long running joke I've ever seen. especially if you get an e-mail from the victim with "M's" and "N's" transposed
People have tried to fool ne with that ome plemty of tines amd I catch it before it works every tine. Cam't fool ne.
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