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Old July 20th, 2004, 11:51 AM   #1
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No!!! Michael Jackson having more kids


Another surrogate mother is pregnant with quadruplets!!! This is a sick and sad state of events..... I hate that guy.
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Old July 20th, 2004, 11:57 AM   #2
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I know he's rich and famous but how does he still get laid? Seriously, once upon a time he was cool (or at least appeared normal) but dude's just a freak.

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Old July 20th, 2004, 12:00 PM   #3
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I know he's rich and famous but how does he still get laid?
i blame Europe... between the stupid British and Germans, they would line up to do him. Knowing him, this was probably a totally scientific copulation. Touching a woman would be too gross for him
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Old July 20th, 2004, 09:53 PM   #4
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Yay!!!....more kids to dangle out of windows!!
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Old July 21st, 2004, 05:33 AM   #5
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I don't think he actually gets laid. It's the artificial insemination thing.

That wack job can have more than four kids and I can't manage to find a decent guy to marry and have one or two. Okay, God. It was funny the first time around, but now your sense of humor just plain sucks.
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Old July 21st, 2004, 10:56 AM   #6
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I don't think he actually gets laid. It's the artificial insemination thing.

That wack job can have more than four kids and I can't manage to find a decent guy to marry and have one or two. Okay, God. It was funny the first time around, but now your sense of humor just plain sucks.
Yeah, being single sucks. Even Hitler had a girlfriend.

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Old July 21st, 2004, 11:21 AM   #7
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Ted Bundy... a man who stalked and murdered hundreds of women and had sex with their dead bodies... Got love letters and marriage proposals by hundreds of women while in prison.

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Yeah, being single sucks. Even Hitler had a girlfriend.

Um, Assface? You're not helping, LOL.
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Old July 21st, 2004, 11:36 AM   #9
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Ted Bundy... a man who stalked and murdered hundreds of women and had sex with their dead bodies... Got love letters and marriage proposals by hundreds of women while in prison.

Yeah, women are stupid. Dudes, seriously. The world is an imperfect place. It's a good thing we have beer. Hooray, beer!
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