Oh, he's not that great. I love to mess with him...suddenly stopping or accelerating, it's funny seeing the expression on his face when I do something out of the norm. I did thank him and I appreciate it since my mom wouldn't do it and I can't find a driving class to learn in that doesn't include classwork since I already did Driver's Ed in school.
another good one is if you are coming up slowly on a car at a red light.....break a little later than you normally would. and make sure you say something like "what if i decided not to stop for this one here?" or "it'll turn green before i get too close."
your dad should tense up like no other with that.....even if you are only going a few MPH
One of my favorites: If your passenger isn't wearing the seatbelt, without looking at the person next you you say, "Hey, put on your seatbelt; I want to try something."
One of my favorites: If your passenger isn't wearing the seatbelt, without looking at the person next you you say, "Hey, put on your seatbelt; I want to try something."
Geez, in all my years in school I still haven't met an intelligent girl who looks good. They are really rare, eh? All the decent looking girls are so incredibly stupid...in math this year I was sitting next to a few of them so I just had to listen to them going on and on and on about the stupidest **** ever. And one of them was pretty ugly. She had on more make-up than all the girls in the class combined and dressed very....loosely, I dunno. She pissed me off more than the rest.
I should've taken some honors classes. There's bound to be some smart and good looking girls there. Of course those would be the types of girls who think they are too good for me...
Geez, in all my years in school I still haven't met an intelligent girl who looks good. They are really rare, eh? All the decent looking girls are so incredibly stupid...in math this year I was sitting next to a few of them so I just had to listen to them going on and on and on about the stupidest **** ever. And one of them was pretty ugly. She had on more make-up than all the girls in the class combined and dressed very....loosely, I dunno. She pissed me off more than the rest.
I should've taken some honors classes. There's bound to be some smart and good looking girls there. Of course those would be the types of girls who think they are too good for me...
*sigh*
It's time to lower your standards to raise your averages grasshopper.
It's time to lower your standards to raise your averages grasshopper.
By smart I meant a person who can carry on a serious conversation for more than 30 seconds and by good looking I meant a girl that doesn't want to make me barf on sight. My school is terrible.
I'm not going to lower my standards until I'm really old...like 26. For now, I don't really care. I got into the game too early (preschool) and now I need a break from failure. Just gonna work on improving myself for now.
By smart I meant a person who can carry on a serious conversation for more than 30 seconds and by good looking I meant a girl that doesn't want to make me barf on sight. My school is terrible.
I'm not going to lower my standards until I'm really old...like 26. For now, I don't really care. I got into the game too early (preschool) and now I need a break from failure. Just gonna work on improving myself for now.
Really old like 26? Remind me to choke you later.
Taking some personal time away from the constant struggle and waves of self-imposed phycosis that is teenage girls is a good thing if you really want to get your head on straight.
Just don't go getting your hopes up that they get any less crazy the older they get, they just get craftier.
Taking some personal time away from the constant struggle and waves of self-imposed phycosis that is teenage girls is a good thing if you really want to get your head on straight.
Just don't go getting your hopes up that they get any less crazy the older they get, they just get craftier.
I'd welcome craftiness and mind games if it means they aren't stupid. I'm sure I'll meet some smarter ones down the road...
I've been rejected so much, especially that time when I proposed with the 25 cent ring in preschool. It doesn't help that I used to look like:
Still not in great shape but 3 years later and I say I look pretty damn good compared to that pic.
I do love that show...it just feels weird to be smarter than all the girls...it drives me crazy. I really need to take some honors classes, but I'm too lazy. It's so damn nice not having to try too hard for 4 A's.
I went to taco bell and 2 chalupas, 2 tacos and 1 1/2 of their big cups of Pepsi. There goes the calories I lost from basketball today. Hopefully all this exercise that I've done has improved my metabolism. I'm going to the gym tomorrow. It'll be great.
I went to taco bell and 2 chalupas, 2 tacos and 1 1/2 of their big cups of Pepsi. There goes the calories I lost from basketball today. Hopefully all this exercise that I've done has improved my metabolism. I'm going to the gym tomorrow. It'll be great.
No chicks, a bunch of A's, wanting to take honors, and working out, at 15?
Dude go smoke some pot and fornicate. You're only young once.
Ok don't do drugs, but have fun man. I got really good grades and had fun in school you don't have to sacrifice one for the other. You just have to do your homework before going out.
That's a good one. I'll do that sometime.
My school is terrible.
It doesn't help that I used to look like:
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