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What's your most embarrassing moment or one you inadvertantly sent your significant other or a friend into? Or could be on purpose. Doesn't matter.
We were having a party with some friends one night and my son got a bloody nose. The Doc said to use KY jelly in his nose to make them not so frequent the appointment was earlier that day and we didn't have time to go shopping. What luck! he has a bloody nose.
The wife gets ready to go to Frys for some KY jelly. We're close to being out of beer so tell her to grab another 24 pack. Our friends kid comes in and has a headache and we don't have any aspirin.
So the shopping list is:
1- Tube of KY Jelly
1- 24 pack of beer
1- Bottle of aspirin
My wife came back pi**ed off! I was like, what's up with you?
I guess the checker told her "Looks like your going to have a fun night!" and the line behind her just snickered. That was so unintentional. But classic.
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I.D. badges are long overdue. Security in this office park is a joke. Last year, I came to work with my spud gun in a duffel bag. I sat at my desk all day, with a rifle that shoots potatoes at 60 pounds per square inch. Can you imagine if I was deranged? - Dwight K. Schrute
I was once at an amusement park walking along side a couple of my closest friends...When suddenly a few hot girls wearing bikinis walked by....Let's just say they immediately got my whole "undivided attention"...Before I know it, I've accidentally collided into a bench.... It reminded me of "Jack Tripper" during the beginning sequence of "Three's A Company"....
How about that time Ryan found a bunch of pictures of you on the internet?
Oh yeah that.
I was hoping that was somebody else.
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I.D. badges are long overdue. Security in this office park is a joke. Last year, I came to work with my spud gun in a duffel bag. I sat at my desk all day, with a rifle that shoots potatoes at 60 pounds per square inch. Can you imagine if I was deranged? - Dwight K. Schrute
Didn't we have this topic a while ago....Assface's was the story about the found porn
My porn anecdote came from the Sports Illustrated Swim Suit mag some kid brought to school. I remember we did have a most embarassing moment thread last year.
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Tim Minnick 9/12/1972-3/4/2007
You'll be missed.
My very true, very embarassing story was the time I returned a porno to Blockbuster
It wasn't homemade or anything it was just some video from my minor collection pre-marriage.
Any who, the manager from blockbuster called me up all cool and stuff, guess it happens all the time. Atleast the porn wasn't some raunchy fetish thing or something
My very true, very embarassing story was the time I returned a porno to Blockbuster
It wasn't homemade or anything it was just some video from my minor collection pre-marriage.
Any who, the manager from blockbuster called me up all cool and stuff, guess it happens all the time. Atleast the porn wasn't some raunchy fetish thing or something
I went over to my friends house one time and we were going to watch a movie. He hits the eject button on the vcr and Tomb Raider pops out, to which he replies, "if this is Tomb Raider, what did I just return to Blockbuster?" Family friendly Blockbuster ended up with a copy of "Chasey saves the World." Wasn't even his porn, it belonged to another friend of ours.
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RIP King of Cards
Tim Minnick 9/12/1972-3/4/2007
You'll be missed.
Even topics like "Riding Motorcycles" and "Anyone run a wireless internet" have porn in them.
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I.D. badges are long overdue. Security in this office park is a joke. Last year, I came to work with my spud gun in a duffel bag. I sat at my desk all day, with a rifle that shoots potatoes at 60 pounds per square inch. Can you imagine if I was deranged? - Dwight K. Schrute
to both of ya.
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