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So TJ broke his hand answering a phone. *cough*

I broke my pinky toe on a door jam running to answer my phone.

My mom broke her leg while doing laundry (she tripped over her bra...).



Anyone else break/hurt/injure something while doing something in the house? Spill yer funny stories!

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KingofCards

I fell 15 feet through a roof and landed on plywood. Only broke two ribs. Does that count?

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bankybruce

I once got a Gerbil stuck in my.........never mind, I never had anything happen at home.

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"What's a nubian" Banky Edwards, Chasing Amy

Ryanwb

All I have to say is whoever was the genius who thought of putting the washer and dryer UPSTAIRS in new homes should be shameful. About 2 years ago I was helping my in laws move their washer and dryer up stairs....I lost my footing and slipped. All I can remember is seeing that thing tumbling towards me as I lay helpless. All I got out of it was a bump on the back and front of my head and a black eye.

Then, one time when I was 12 my brother had this old indian arrow hanging on his wall. I slammed the door and the arrow fell of and implanted itself into my bare foot. I was just in sort of shock seeing that think sticking out of the top of my foot. Of course my mother yelled, "Don't get any blood on the carpet!!!"

schutd

Bear foot? Youre lucky the commotion didn't knock over your jars of eye of newt!