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Old December 1st, 2006, 02:54 PM   #1
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Man Allegedly Tries to Put Wife in Oven


If it wasn't true, it would be funnier than all get out!

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CONYERS, Ga. (AP) - A man has been arrested after allegedly trying to force his estranged wife into an oven on Thanksgiving in front of their five children.

Martin Luther Jackson, 31, of Decatur, has been charged with aggravated assault, aggravated battery, cruelty to children and possession of marijuana after the Nov. 23 incident, said Sgt. Jodi Shupe of the Rockdale County Sheriff's Office.

Jackson and his 29-year-old wife, who have been separated since July, have five children ranging in age from 1 to 13 years old, Shupe said. Jackson apparently started fighting with his wife after she and the children returned to their Conyers home on Thanksgiving.

At one point during the fight, Jackson allegedly attempted to stuff his wife inside the kitchen oven, which had been left on to heat the house, Shupe said. The woman escaped and went to the sheriff's office with visible head injuries, Shupe said.

Investigators found Jackson hiding under a bed at his mother's house in Decatur, where he had been living since the separation, Shupe said.
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Old December 2nd, 2006, 09:05 AM   #2
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Oh big deal haven't we all tried this at one point or another?
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Old December 2nd, 2006, 09:30 AM   #3
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Old December 2nd, 2006, 12:16 PM   #5
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Who among us hasn't wanted our wife to be hotter at one time or another? This man should be commended for doing something about it.
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Old December 2nd, 2006, 12:16 PM   #6
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He got caught, so it was really only a half-baked idea.
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Old December 2nd, 2006, 12:24 PM   #7
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well the oven is IN the kitchen and we all know where the women belong...
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Old December 2nd, 2006, 02:57 PM   #9
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This is kind of sad to hear, considering this news is on the heels of another news story where a mother killed her baby by putting it in the oven.

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Old December 2nd, 2006, 02:58 PM   #10
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well the oven is IN the kitchen and we all know where the women belong...
lame, btw.
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lame, btw.

ok, no more sarcasm for me. i keep my wife out of the kitchen, she cant cook. i enjoy doing all the cooking.
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Old December 3rd, 2006, 06:09 AM   #12
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i keep my wife out of the kitchen, she cant cook. i enjoy doing all the cooking.
Dude. Ease up on the sarcasm. We get it. You're a misogynist.
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Old December 3rd, 2006, 10:48 AM   #13
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ok, no more sarcasm for me. i keep my wife out of the kitchen, she cant cook. i enjoy doing all the cooking.
ohhhhhhhh krispy I know you were joking. I'm just tired of that joke! And I was in a pissy mood so I decided to say something. It's all good.

Now go take out the trash!
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