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Old October 31st, 2005, 02:33 PM   #1
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Just discovered a hidden bathroom


So I found two private unisex bathrooms on the basement level of my building. Happy days. Our normal men's bathrooms have 3 toilets and 3 urinals on each of the three floors. I think we have like 400 people in this building, so there is often lines, weird smells or some idiot showers the bowl with his ineptness of a water landing.

These hidden bathrooms are roomy, quiet and clean. Plus they have tampons for 10 cents (not sure why I would need one though, just sayin').

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Old October 31st, 2005, 02:38 PM   #2
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Old October 31st, 2005, 02:39 PM   #3
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You found hidden bathrooms? If you let it be known that you know of bathrooms, but don't divulge anymore info, do you realize how much power you will have within that building? Every woman will want you! You will be Abomb, bathroom king!

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Old October 31st, 2005, 02:41 PM   #4
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You found hidden bathrooms? If you let it be known that you know of bathrooms, but don't divulge anymore info, do you realize how much power you will have within that building? Every woman will want you! You will be Abomb, bathroom king!

No kidding. Good job, dude.
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Old October 31st, 2005, 02:49 PM   #5
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You should put a "Caution - High Voltage" sign on it or something
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Old October 31st, 2005, 02:55 PM   #6
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They weren't locked?

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Old October 31st, 2005, 03:28 PM   #7
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A nice place to take a crap is always good when you are at work. That way you can skip your dues to Pooping Friends Network (PFN)... Those are costly and smelly all at the same time...
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Old October 31st, 2005, 03:47 PM   #8
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No kidding. I'd be scared. Then again I watched Saw 2 last night.
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Old October 31st, 2005, 04:06 PM   #9
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Old October 31st, 2005, 05:02 PM   #10
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To get to my secret bathroom, I have to walk through a sea of cubicles, through a construction area, 2 parking lots and the smokers area. I take pride in being able to concentrate on the beautiful moment
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Old October 31st, 2005, 05:06 PM   #11
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To get to my secret bathroom, I have to walk through a sea of cubicles, through a construction area, 2 parking lots and the smokers area. I take pride in being able to concentrate on the beautiful moment

You walk to a different building just to poop?
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Old October 31st, 2005, 05:08 PM   #12
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Yes sir!

I hate it when people distrub me.... They come in, hock a few loogies in the toilet, fart loudly, blow their nose into the sink, whistle a tune or two and then drop a dirty bomb the likes of which I never want to see. Then leave me with the stink, not even giving a courtesy flush during the whole process

I just want peace and quiet....
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Old October 31st, 2005, 05:14 PM   #13
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Yes sir!

I hate it when people distrub me.... They come in, hock a few loogies in the toilet, fart loudly, blow their nose into the sink, whistle a tune or two and then drop a dirty bomb the likes of which I never want to see. Then leave me with the stink, not even giving a courtesy flush during the whole process

I just want peace and quiet....
It truly is the little things in life.
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Old October 31st, 2005, 05:14 PM   #14
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Yes sir!

I hate it when people distrub me.... They come in, hock a few loogies in the toilet, fart loudly, blow their nose into the sink, whistle a tune or two and then drop a dirty bomb the likes of which I never want to see. Then leave me with the stink, not even giving a courtesy flush during the whole process

I just want peace and quiet....
lol, don't you hock a few loogies, fart loudly, whistle a tune or two and drop a dirty bomb?

Whenever I'm in a public restroom and I see someone hurriedly run in to a stall I know it's time to pinch it off and make a hasty retreat because something unpleasant is on the way.
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Old October 31st, 2005, 05:27 PM   #15
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Dude, hidden bathrooms rock, nice going!

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