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WHY? Sometimes when I pee, I point it straight on, so deadly like a sniper towards the bowl, it ends up shooting sideways. I need the medical reasoning for this.
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If I was rich I would have a urinal installed in my house...... that would be the sheeeottt. I would put a Scarface poster above it and pretend I was on MTV cribs
If I was rich I would have a urinal installed in my house...... that would be the sheeeottt. I would put a Scarface poster above it and pretend I was on MTV cribs
I would have a Cowboys logo inside my urinal so I could pee on it.
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WHY? Sometimes when I pee, I point it straight on, so deadly like a sniper towards the bowl, it ends up shooting sideways. I need the medical reasoning for this.
This only happens to people with extreme length. Sometimes when you sit down, it gets caught under your leg, gets bent, and then when removed for urination, shoots in the direction of the bend.
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This only happens to people with extreme length. Sometimes when you sit down, it gets caught under your leg, gets bent, and then when removed for urination, shoots in the direction of the bend.
I would never want it to be cleaned though so maybe the wife would have some complaints.
I'll put it in the back yard! Yesss! Every guy likes to wizz outside anyway. Perfect!
This is funny. I go camping alot and taught the kid to go outdoors when camping etc.
Anyway last time we went he starts telling me about how sometimes he'll crap in our backyard. I said "What???, no dude, we don't do that." He's only 7.
Oh man I don't think I laughed so hard in my life when he said that. My wife didn't think it was funny.
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This is funny. I go camping alot and taught the kid to go outdoors when camping etc.
Anyway last time we went he starts telling me about how sometimes he'll crap in our backyard. I said "What???, no dude, we don't do that." He's only 7.
Oh man I don't think I laughed so hard in my life when he said that. My wife didn't think it was funny.
I need the medical reasoning for this.
I'll put it in the back yard! Yesss! Every guy likes to wizz outside anyway. Perfect!
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That is funny!!
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