So I'm not the type to shy away from cussing around my kids. I know some think it is vial and shows lack of intelligence but I don't really care.
So anywho, I was on this kick a week or so ago saying 'jackass'. After several days of this I realized I need to stop so I changed from calling people 'jackass' to 'jackalope' thinking my kids will think nothing of it. After a few times of calling someone a 'jackalope' My oldest daughter tells me "Dad, you need to change that to something else. How about 'jerkalope'?"
My wife and I started cracking up!!! I'm raising the Osbourne family!!
My oldest also told me it is not nice to call people 'sucking idiots'!!