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Old May 25th, 2004, 02:53 PM   #1
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I'm an idiot!!


These sorts of things only happen to me.....

My cousin-in-law is graduation High School so I mailed her a check for $100.00 as her graduation gift.

So the cleaver guy that I am, whenever I send someone a check I always right something naughty in the memo field, with the hopes that they go cash it at the bank and get funny looks. For example, "For Sensual Massasge", "Escort Expense", "OJ's defense Fund", etc....

So this time I wrote, "For Sex Change Consultation" and wrote it for $100.00....so I check my account last week and it came out for $1000.00 (stupid bank), obviously an encoding error. So..... I ordered a copy of it, and I totally forgot about what I wrote in the memo field. It comes in the mail today and that is when it became painfully obvious to me that I am going to have to take this check down to the bank and have them fix it.

So fast forward to me standing in line at the bank with a copy of a check that says, "Sex change consultation", to make matters worse I WORK FOR THE COMPANY!! So I tell the lady what happened and give her to copy and I am just embarassed to no end. She casually and calmly makes the correction to my account and to her credit, never says a word. I tried to act as masculine as I could, like calling home to my wife and tell her to buy more beer, that I am "watching the game after I get home from the gym".....and "don't worry I'll fix the brakes on your car this weekend"

I couldn't tell who was more embarassed, me or her....... worst day ever!!! Atleast I got my $900.00 bucks back

Put me down as another hard lesson in life learned
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Old May 25th, 2004, 02:59 PM   #2
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That's friggin' hilarious. I do the same thing on memo parts. My former roommate never caught on that his rent checks had "Sexual favors" written in the memo section until a bank attendant burst out laughing.
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Old May 25th, 2004, 03:14 PM   #3
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I'M AN IDIOT
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Old May 25th, 2004, 03:36 PM   #4
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Something like this would only happen to you Ryan!
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Old May 25th, 2004, 03:58 PM   #5
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Old May 25th, 2004, 04:02 PM   #6
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This just made me smile on this crappy day !!!


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Old May 25th, 2004, 04:09 PM   #7
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That's hilarious!!! LMAO!!!

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Old May 25th, 2004, 04:13 PM   #8
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You got a sex change for $100?? Damn. Did your barber do it?


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Old May 25th, 2004, 04:34 PM   #9
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Old May 25th, 2004, 10:57 PM   #11
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Old May 26th, 2004, 06:19 AM   #12
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Old May 26th, 2004, 12:27 PM   #13
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oh yeah


i'm an idiot - time will tell if there's repercussions...
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