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Here is a description I typed up once for a female friend as (mostly) a joke;
"5'9" 130 lbs, born 1976-1981. straight dark, dark brown, shoulder length hair, some highlights, olive skin, brown eyes, full lips, nice white teeth, dark, promenent eyebrows, some makeup, esp mascara, 32C, tone arms, reasonably flat stomach, nice hips, nice ass, legs look good in shorts, ears pierced once, navel, tow ring, finger and toenails all painted same color, educated, catholic, wants to stay home and raise our 3 kids, business mind, maybe she got drunk and kissed her best friend in college, good family, parents married, younger brother, has had sex with 4-12 guys (not at the same time)"
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I.D. badges are long overdue. Security in this office park is a joke. Last year, I came to work with my spud gun in a duffel bag. I sat at my desk all day, with a rifle that shoots potatoes at 60 pounds per square inch. Can you imagine if I was deranged? - Dwight K. Schrute
Yeah 5'9" 130 was just off the top of my head before much deep thought since then. FWIW, after making out with a very cute 6'2" volleyball player recently who weighed as much as I do (~170), my horizons have been expanded greatly.
I'd wanna look like a manly bull dyke and get hot submissive lipstick lesbians...
All the rest of you guys have fun getting hit on by dudes
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