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The sport would be a combination of tetherball and dodgeball. You'd have a fairly tight circle painted around a pole, and one guy would whip the tethered ball at the other guy as hard as he could, trying to hurt him, basically. If the other guy can catch it before it knows him silly, it's his turn to try and hurt his opponent. I'm not sure how you win, it's just something we did in elementary school. It still needs refinement.
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I'd like to redefine baseball. There'd be a pack of dogs running around the outfield chasing down fly balls. If they get a hold of it, you can pretty much guarantee that the runner's gonna score. The home team could have an advantage because when your squad is in the field you could lure the dogs over to the sidelines with nachos.
Topless women hold up their breasts trying to create as much cleavage as possible. Then the shooter trys to get a tiny ball to land in the cleavage. The winner is the one who goes home with the woman who has the best cleavage.
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Topless women hold up their breasts trying to create as much cleavage as possible. Then the shooter trys to get a tiny ball to land in the cleavage. The winner is the one who goes home with the woman who has the best cleavage.
When are tryouts?
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Topless women hold up their breasts trying to create as much cleavage as possible. Then the shooter trys to get a tiny ball to land in the cleavage. The winner is the one who goes home with the woman who has the best cleavage.
I totally stink at basketball but ..........
Even I couldn't miss this free throw.
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I'd have something with bikini clad, blindfolded women jumping on trampolines, throwing lawn darts at midgets who are running around in circles and chugging tankards of beer.
People in the stands can have waterballoons and throw them at the women or the running midgets.
I'd have something with bikini clad, blindfolded women jumping on trampolines, throwing lawn darts at midgets who are running around in circles and chugging tankards of beer.
People in the stands can have waterballoons and throw them at the women or the running midgets.
yeah, that's what I'd do.
I'd call it Fur Ball
Yer a genius I tell ya, genius!
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Hmmm too offset all the big breasted women I would create a game that had all the tall dark handsome buff men do an obstacle course, similar to American Gladiators... but the sole purpose of finishing first is to win a prize.... ME!
i would call it "hot boys race for kate"
and if they lost, well they are screwed and are my personal slave for the night.
and if they won, well they are screwed and are my personal slave for the night.
basically i will force them to watch x-files with me.
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Hmmm too offset all the big breasted women I would create a game that had all the tall dark handsome buff men do an obstacle course, similar to American Gladiators... but the sole purpose of finishing first is to win a prize.... ME!
i would call it "hot boys race for kate"
and if they lost, well they are screwed and are my personal slave for the night.
and if they won, well they are screwed and are my personal slave for the night.
basically i will force them to watch x-files with me.
That idea sucks, bring on the boob warriors.
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Tim Minnick 9/12/1972-3/4/2007
You'll be missed.
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