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Old November 27th, 2006, 09:05 PM   #1
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I have two dates lined up this week. This should not be considered a problem; however, there are two things that need to be addressed immediately:

1. Guy number one. My right-hand man from Halloween (as you may or may not recall). I am not sure if he said his name was Shane or Shea. How can I figure this out in an inconspicuous manner? Time is of the essence as I may be meeting him tonight.

2. Guy number two. Apparently I hooked up with him Saturday night and gave him my number. I do not totally recall this. I do not know what I told him or what he told me. I think he might be cute and nice. Beats me. So, when we start talking, should I just tell him I was not of my right mind or play dumb?
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Old November 27th, 2006, 09:10 PM   #2
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1. Say you switched back to an old cell phone because your newer one got lost and you didn't have a chance to copy over all the numbers. Have him put his number in your cellphone, he will undoubtedly label it with his name. You can say something confident like.... "Can you put your last initial in there, you and my cousin have the same name."

2. Play dumb, follow your gut
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Old November 27th, 2006, 09:28 PM   #3
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Pretend to not believe a fact about him that would appear on his driver's license then make him prove it to you.
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Old November 27th, 2006, 09:37 PM   #4
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Pretend to not believe a fact about him that would appear on his driver's license then make him prove it to you.
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Old November 27th, 2006, 09:40 PM   #5
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Old November 27th, 2006, 10:37 PM   #6
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I have two dates lined up this week. This should not be considered a problem; however, there are two things that need to be addressed immediately:

1. Guy number one. My right-hand man from Halloween (as you may or may not recall). I am not sure if he said his name was Shane or Shea. How can I figure this out in an inconspicuous manner? Time is of the essence as I may be meeting him tonight.

2. Guy number two. Apparently I hooked up with him Saturday night and gave him my number. I do not totally recall this. I do not know what I told him or what he told me. I think he might be cute and nice. Beats me. So, when we start talking, should I just tell him I was not of my right mind or play dumb?
#2 soooooo reminds me of Beerfest =)
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Old November 27th, 2006, 10:39 PM   #7
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#2 soooooo reminds me of Beerfest =)
While that's amusing, it does nothing to help me.
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Old November 28th, 2006, 04:23 AM   #8
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Old November 28th, 2006, 07:01 AM   #9
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1. I like the driver's license idea. Tell him that you just got yours and you were shocked that it doesnt expire for 60 years. Ask him when his expires, then take a gander.

2. Just schedule to have drinks with him. If he looks like Sloth, at least you dont have to have dinner with him.
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Old November 28th, 2006, 07:09 AM   #10
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1.) Call him "Shea"....if he says his name is Shane....say, "Yeah, I know, I already have a nickname for you, sweetie." Then give him a little wink. I mess it names all the time.....this move is golden.

2.) Something about this guy is not completely memorable. Take that for what you will. Or you were really wasted, and he was a vulture and took advantage of it. Be honest and tell him you don't remember him......if he's a good guy he won't sweat you on it.
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Old November 28th, 2006, 07:20 AM   #11
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Old November 28th, 2006, 07:24 AM   #12
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1) Just mumble when you say "Shea". Be sure to emphasize the "Sh" sound. He probably won't even notice.

2) Definitely play dumb. What do you have to lose in giving this guy a date?
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Old November 28th, 2006, 07:29 AM   #13
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1) Just mumble when you say "Shea". Be sure to emphasize the "Sh" sound. He probably won't even notice.

2) Definitely play dumb. What do you have to lose in giving this guy a date?
If she doesn't remember him, there is a chance, however slight, he may have lifted her number from her phone while she was away. Tons of creeps out there....I say play it safe and tell him straight up you don't remember him. If he acts weird about it, tell him to kiss off.
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Old November 28th, 2006, 07:39 AM   #14
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1. Guy number one. My right-hand man from Halloween (as you may or may not recall). I am not sure if he said his name was Shane or Shea. How can I figure this out in an inconspicuous manner? Time is of the essence as I may be meeting him tonight.
Have Assface call him and ask for Shane (while mumbling). He then will either say "This is Shane" or "there is no one here by that name".
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Old November 28th, 2006, 07:56 AM   #15
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If she doesn't remember him, there is a chance, however slight, he may have lifted her number from her phone while she was away. Tons of creeps out there....I say play it safe and tell him straight up you don't remember him. If he acts weird about it, tell him to kiss off.
Be sure to meet in a public, well lit area. Bring mase just in case. For some reason, I think that JG could protect herself just fine.
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