boondockdrunk

but mnot more than women

40yearfan

Uh OH!!!! PWI alert--------PWI alert!!!!

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nathan

I don't know if I agree. Gee was on here all the time intoxicated and I don't think he ever posted anything this incoherent. I smell a hoax.

SouthNZoneFan

I love lamp.....

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100%CardsFan

Do you really love the lamp? or are you just saying that cause you are looking at it?

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SouthNZoneFan

I love lamp?!

Years from now doctors will call me mentally ill...

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Assface

I'm thinking more like minutes from now....

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40yearfan

Uhhhh, I don't think it's gonna take years.

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thirty-two

I think he said "I love guys"

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Ryanwb

hius = penis

NEZCardsfan

My grandpa rules at checker, probably the best I've ever seen. Everytime I go over there he taunts me into playing and then he gives me a big time whooping. I just kind of smile and say that's great. Then he taunts me and pushes me around. I tell him that I kind of find checkers boring, so he spits in my face.

I swear, sometims old people get really unruly.

SouthNZoneFan

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boondockdrunk

Sorry everybody. I don't remember posting this at all.

Yesterday is also a blur.

But sadly, you will not see a drunken post from me in a while as I have given up alcohol for the time being. I just cannot afford it. Especially since some jerk urinated on my laptop and I had to buy a new one (along with my books for this semester).

And before you ask if it was me who peed on my computer, I will have you know that I was locked in my own bathroom. I have an idea who it was.... probably the same ones who drew genitals on my face and body.

I was so unlucky that night. Apparently, I was the only one who didn't 'hook-up' that night. Even my laptop got some from R. Kelly.

thirty-two

someone peed on your laptop? gross

no one pees on my laptop even thogh i am drunk

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nathan

That's too much information