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So my wife's 15 year old brother stayed with us this weekend because he needed me to drive him to some ROTC function this morning. Which is cool, glad he has an interest.
So anyway, about 8:00 am this morning my wifes comes into the bedroom and says, "My brother needs to use your razor, he has to be clean shaven for the ceremony today." So I shave in the shower so I told her to just have him take a shower in the master bathroom and he can use my razor. I was thinking, probably just a little peach fuzz on that face anyway, what could it hurt.
So I take him to his function this morning, come home and relax and finally I jumped into the shower to get ready for work. So it was my turn to shave my face, so I'm standing there in the shower minding my own business, and I lather my face. A split second before I touched the razor to my skin something didn't look right out of the corner of my eye. So I take a look at the razor.... and I about vomited. The razor looked like someone shaved a friggen dog with it.
So I looked at it a little closer..... (I'm dry heaving as I'm typing this)... you guessed it... the hair was little short and curleys.
That little son of a bitch shaved "down there" with my friggen razor. I swear to god I heard the Psycho theme playing in the back ground as I looked at it. I was beyond horrified and hunched over gagging. I have this serious issue with other people's hair, it grosses me out like nothing else.
Needless to say, my wife will hear all about this when she gets home and that little SOB isn't allowed over here any more
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I'd give him a nice frosty beer next time he comes over, and make sure a handful of your own short-hairs are floating in the lather.
QUESTION: What did your wife say?
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Someone should pm HarleyRider and warn him not to read this thread!!
In the phobia thread we had a while back...he said other people's short hairs really bug him out.
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She is out shopping and hasn't been home yet. I left a nice little note on the table with an arrow pointing to the razor. I anticipate her calling and some how I will get in trouble over this, I can feel it.
I could get shot and she would turn it around to be my fault, "you shouldn't have gotten in the way"
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(I'm dry heaving as I'm typing this)... you guessed it... the hair was little short and curleys.
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