Ryanwb

So Joel yesterday said he was going to go home and do the eyeball lick.....and then BAM! He hasn't posted all day.

He probably called in sick because he was too busy getting his game on at home. It must of lit a fire in his wife.....

I'm trying this when I get home!!

Cardinals.Ken

No dude! Don't do it! I thought the same thing, and this is how my wife left me!



Remember...Eyeball Licking= A Black Eye!

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AzCards21

Thats just messed up. I don't want ANYTHING near my eyeball. Heck if I had to wear contacts I'd sooner go blind. Nothing touches my eye. Ever.

And then, how good can an eyeball taste? And why would you want to taste it?

This whole thing is wierd.

Joel is in intensive care because his wife slapped the crud out of him. He deserved it, as should anyone sticking a tongue in your eyeball.

Hope you make it through Joel! Just don't do it again. OK.

Brian in Mesa

From the Things that make you go hmmm... department:

Can Gene Simmons (of KISS fame) lick his own eyeball(s)...??

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justAndy

I had a great uncle w/ a glass eye - he would take it out and pop it in his mouth, to the creepy delight of myself....

jf-08

Tried to do it - but she has catlike reflexes, got the old Heisman from her then told me to clean the pool.

anyone else have any luck w/ their spouse / sig oth?

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