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Old February 22nd, 2007, 11:20 AM   #1
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How to Properly Open a Banana


I am the only one in my office who knows how to open a banana. This is an FYI to my ASFN friends.

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Old February 22nd, 2007, 11:26 AM   #2
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That's how monkies do it. I started doing it a few months ago.
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Old February 22nd, 2007, 11:35 AM   #3
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I am the only one in my office who knows how to open a banana. This is an FYI to my ASFN friends.

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There is only one correct way to open a banana. It comes naturally to all intelligent beeings
I stopped reading right there.
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Old February 22nd, 2007, 11:50 AM   #4
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that's ass backwards
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Old February 22nd, 2007, 11:54 AM   #5
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That's how monkies do it. I started doing it a few months ago.
Oh, and it's monkeys...not monkies. EY = just add 's'...consonant + y = change the 'y' to 'i' & add 'es'

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Old February 22nd, 2007, 11:56 AM   #6
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Is there a :bee: sticky?
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Old February 22nd, 2007, 01:05 PM   #7
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This is absolutely, positively correct.
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Old February 22nd, 2007, 01:06 PM   #8
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Oh, and it's monkeys...not monkies. EY = just add 's'...consonant + y = change the 'y' to 'i' & add 'es'

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Old February 22nd, 2007, 01:07 PM   #9
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Am I the only one that thinks I might have to suppress the urge to punch the pompous ass in the face who tells me that I'm peeling a banana wrong?
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Old February 22nd, 2007, 01:08 PM   #10
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Am I the only one that thinks I might have to suppress the urge to punch the pompous ass in the face who tells me that I'm peeling a banana wrong?
Please don't punch the monkies. Feel free to punch the Monkees though.
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Old February 22nd, 2007, 01:12 PM   #11
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I knew someone who would scoop out the banana with a spoon. It was disturbing to watch.
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Old February 22nd, 2007, 01:14 PM   #12
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Not that you care.
Not that I care?!? How DARE you?

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Old February 22nd, 2007, 02:00 PM   #13
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Am I the only one that thinks I might have to suppress the urge to punch the pompous ass in the face who tells me that I'm peeling a banana wrong?


My original post wasn't serious, fyi.
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Old February 22nd, 2007, 02:03 PM   #14
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My original post wasn't serious, fyi.
No, I didn't mean in this post. I meant if I were out on a picnic and some chooch came up to me and said, "you know you're peeling that banana wrong, right?"

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Old February 22nd, 2007, 02:50 PM   #15
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No, I didn't mean in this post. I meant if I were out on a picnic and some chooch came up to me and said, "you know you're peeling that banana wrong, right?"

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OK. That's what I figured. Just wanted to be sure.

I'd have the same reaction!
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