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Just scheduled my yearly appointment at the OB/GYN. They say "We have February 14 open." I laugh (halfheartedly, of course) and say "isn't THAT ironic" since it's Valentine's Day and all and, well, I'm single and not in a relationship right now and, therefore, not having sex. And, here it is, the one time of year I know someone will be all up in my business (my appointment) and the one time of year I know I usually will not be getting any (Valentine's Day) and I'm STILL not getting any, but someone will definitely, indeed, be all up in my business.
That ain't right. I feel like I should at least get a rose or something afterward. Geesh!
And some people say God doesn't have a sense of humor.
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Sometimes you just gotta remember ...
LOL ... sorry Jersey Girl but that's just really funny.
Valentine's Day sucks ... we should just boycott it!
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Just scheduled my yearly appointment at the OB/GYN. They say "We have February 14 open." I laugh (halfheartedly, of course) and say "isn't THAT ironic" since it's Valentine's Day and all and, well, I'm single and not in a relationship right now and, therefore, not having sex. And, here it is, the one time of year I know someone will be all up in my business (my appointment) and the one time of year I know I usually will not be getting any (Valentine's Day) and I'm STILL not getting any, but someone will definitely, indeed, be all up in my business.
That ain't right. I feel like I should at least get a rose or something afterward. Geesh!
And some people say God doesn't have a sense of humor.
Irony indeed!
You should wander around aimlessly on Valentines Day and see if Mr. Right or even Mr Right Now bumps into you. Clearly fate is on your side right now.
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