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Old April 25th, 2007, 09:19 PM   #1
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Fart Football


An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows
when the old man passes gas and says,
"Seven Points."

His wife rolls over and says,
"What in the world was that?"

The old man replied,
"It's fart football."

A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says "Touchdown, tie
score."

After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says,
"Aha. I'm ahead 14 to 7."

Not to be outdone the wife rips out another one and says,
"Touchdown, tie score."

Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says,
"Field goal, I lead 17 to 14."

Now the pressure is on the old man.

He refuses to get beaten by a woman, so he strains real hard.
Since defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it everything he's
got, and accidentally poops in the bed.

The wife says,
"What the heck was that?"

The old man says,
"Half time, switch sides."
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Old April 26th, 2007, 07:28 AM   #2
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I heard one like that when I was a kid, except it was two guys in bed and one ends up "blocking" the other's winning FG.
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Old April 26th, 2007, 08:56 AM   #3
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Actually this game has been already played. Except its called the I-wreekee War. In high school my friend had to stay with me. he would "launch a scud" and I would have to shoot it down with a "patriot" whoever had the most missles in the air before they fell asleep won.
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Old April 29th, 2007, 03:56 PM   #4
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Actually this game has been already played. Except its called the I-wreekee War. In high school my friend had to stay with me. he would "launch a scud" and I would have to shoot it down with a "patriot" whoever had the most missles in the air before they fell asleep won.
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