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Old January 28th, 2004, 03:19 PM   #1
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Help me LIE!!


I committed to this Super Bowl party with some people from work, but then today I got invited to his rocken party from some other people who are so much cooler.

I want to get out of the part from the people from work, what can I say that

a) won't sound like a lie
b) won't hurt their feelings
c) won't make me feel guilty
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Old January 28th, 2004, 03:21 PM   #2
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Re: Help me LIE!!


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I committed to this Super Bowl party with some people from work, but then today I got invited to his rocken party from some other people who are so much cooler.

I want to get out of the part from the people from work, what can I say that

a) won't sound like a lie
b) won't hurt their feelings
c) won't make me feel guilty
C'mon Ryan. Like you honestly care about b or c.
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Old January 28th, 2004, 03:23 PM   #3
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C'mon Ryan. Like you honestly care about b or c.
Thats true, its more for my wife's benefit because we are are kinda sorta "friends" with these people. I am all about "A" baby!
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Old January 28th, 2004, 03:57 PM   #4
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Ouch that sucks!

Unfortunately, I'm not a Republican. I don't know how to lie.

Just kidding. I would tell them that your grandmother is in town, and you haven't seen her for awhile. That one always works for me.
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Old January 28th, 2004, 04:03 PM   #5
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Tell them you have to go to a Dean for President rally and then scream like a dying pigeon as loudly as you can. You'll be uninvited.
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Old January 28th, 2004, 04:04 PM   #6
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Old January 28th, 2004, 04:13 PM   #7
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The person from your work who is throwing the party...go into their office or cubicle or whatever and piss on their desk and start screaming at them tourets style about your urinary tract infection. That should solve your party problem. We will have to start another thread about you finding a new job though.
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Old January 28th, 2004, 04:16 PM   #8
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How about 1st half at work party and second half at rockin party? That way everyone is happy and you don't have to lie. Plus it won't hurt anyopne's feelings and you will have no guilt.
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Old January 28th, 2004, 05:16 PM   #9
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Just pretend all week that you are going and then don't show up.

If they start calling you on Sunday, tell them you are on your way, but never go.

It is fun and they'll get over it.
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Old January 28th, 2004, 05:19 PM   #10
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" I have to go to church, its sunday. Sorry."

Use that excuse.
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Old January 28th, 2004, 05:31 PM   #11
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" I have to go to church, its sunday. Sorry."

Use that excuse.
That would work, but they know that I would burst into flames if I came near a church
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Old January 28th, 2004, 05:32 PM   #12
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Just pretend all week that you are going and then don't show up.

If they start calling you on Sunday, tell them you are on your way, but never go.

It is fun and they'll get over it.
Done, right there baby! Oh yeah! But what do I say on Monday?
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Old January 28th, 2004, 06:03 PM   #13
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Done, right there baby! Oh yeah! But what do I say on Monday?
Just be like. "Man I am so sorry. Wife wasn't feeling so hot. I'll make it next year for sure!" Then quickly change the subject.
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Old January 28th, 2004, 06:37 PM   #14
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Start acting sick RIGHT NOW...that way you can fake it on Sunday. You could also make up a fake relative and have them pass away on Friday, so you'll have to go to the funeral over the weekend.
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Old January 29th, 2004, 06:02 AM   #15
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Just be like. "Man I am so sorry. Wife wasn't feeling so hot. I'll make it next year for sure!" Then quickly change the subject.
...or say...the wife was looking so hot and you had to "be with her" & then next thing you know, it was late...no one will ask any questions!
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