Have you ever had someone use this phrase on you?

LVCARDFREAK · October 1st, 2004, 08:55 AM

"Do you know who I am?"

I had it happen to me this morning. I was at the grocery store picking up something and when I came out this guy, apparently but I didnt see him, was standing behind my car. Out of instinct I hit the trunk open button thingy on my key chain and the trunk opens. (In Nissan's they dont just open, they spring open and come all the way up) well aparently it either A) shocked the guy or B) hit him, not sure which one. Either way he was bitching as I walked up asked if I did that on purpose etc I said "No-sorry" what happened?

"Your trunk popped open on me!" (why the hell he was so close to my car I dont know) anyway, to make a long story short I apologized a few times and he kept bitching about it. Finally I was like "Listen are you hurt? I gotta get to work, I am done with this" kinda yelling at him.

Thats when he said "You dont know who I am do you?" and I said "no-do I know you" and he just shook his head, turned around and walked off.

I dont know the guy-hes like 60 years old plus- but I thought it was funny that someone would actually use that line. What an idiot! I have no idea who he was.

DbaxJ · October 1st, 2004, 08:58 AM

Assface uses that line on the prostitute corners in Seattle, it probably gets about as much play as it did with you Freak!!

SECTION 11 · October 1st, 2004, 09:00 AM

You should have said, "Yeah, I know who you are. Now get the **** away from my car."

CaptTurbo · October 1st, 2004, 09:35 AM

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Originally Posted by SECTION 11

You should have said, "Yeah, I know who you are. Now get the **** away from my car."

Ban yerself. Cant use special characters to replace cuss words

DjaugheOld · October 1st, 2004, 09:44 AM

Where's 40yearfan?

kidding!

CaptTurbo · October 1st, 2004, 10:52 AM

I was doing a tour as an MP in korea doing gate guard duty as an E-1 (private) I stop a guy who was driving up to the gate and speeding so I worte him a ticket and he said "Do you know who I am?". I was new to the base and didnt know he was basically the 3rd highest ranking officer on the base and I said "No Sir, who are you?" And he said "I am Col soandso, you cant give me a ticket".

So i said "Sir please do not confuse your rank with my authority." and gave him his ticket and walked away.

Never had any reprecussions from that. Felt good.

vince56 · October 1st, 2004, 11:19 AM

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Originally Posted by swd1974

Ban yerself.

sounds like an eminem song title.

Brian in Mesa · October 1st, 2004, 11:50 AM

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Originally Posted by LVCARDFREAK

Thats when he said "You dont know who I am do you?" and I said "no-do I know you" and he just shook his head, turned around and walked off.

I dont know the guy-hes like 60 years old plus- but I thought it was funny that someone would actually use that line. What an idiot! I have no idea who he was.

It was probably some washed up celebrity hoping to be recognized, or someone with serious memory problems (was hoping you knew who he was...so you could tell him

).

Very odd.

maddogkf · October 1st, 2004, 12:02 PM

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Originally Posted by LVCARDFREAK

"Do you know who I am?"

:lizhabib:

http://www.phoenixnewtimes.com/issue.../sidebar2.html

I was at Dos Gringos & Pattis the night this happened. Ilona Carson was there too. Every guy's jaw dropped when Ilona walked through Patti's

Chaz · October 1st, 2004, 12:03 PM

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Originally Posted by maddogkf

:lizhabib:

maddogkf · October 1st, 2004, 12:05 PM

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Originally Posted by LVCARDFREAK

I dont know the guy-hes like 60 years old plus- but I thought it was funny that someone would actually use that line. What an idiot! I have no idea who he was.

Did dude have a pompador?

Elvis

LVCARDFREAK · October 1st, 2004, 12:20 PM

Guys I dont know who he was. Looked like a regular guy to me. Older in his sixties. Grey hair. Not freaky looking but he wouldnt let this thing die. After a few minutes I was fed up with his crap...

I still haven't a clue who the guy was.

maddogkf · October 1st, 2004, 12:23 PM

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Originally Posted by LVCARDFREAK

Guys I dont know who he was. Looked like a regular guy to me. Older in his sixties. Grey hair. Not freaky looking but he wouldnt let this thing die. After a few minutes I was fed up with his crap...

I still haven't a clue who the guy was.

Did he have a big white tiger with him?

:sigfriedORroy:

LVCARDFREAK · October 1st, 2004, 12:24 PM

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Did he have a big white tiger with him?

:sigfriedORroy:

No but he did have a lot of shiny jewlery and was carrying a big white grand piano!

:liberace:

Brian in Mesa · October 1st, 2004, 12:44 PM

Shane just PM'd me!

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BIM !!

Rediculous thing happened to me at the grocery store earlier today.

I was testing out this new undercover aging technology and stopped at the rear of this crappy little Nissan in the parking lot, to use the rear window to check my disguise, when suddenly the trunk burst open and nearly knocked me to the ground. If not for my ninja-like reflexes, I might have been injured.

It really shook me up and I berated the guy and just wouldn't let it go. He got really sick of that and said he had to go to work. Forgetting I was still disguised, I asked him if he had any idea who I was (meaning - an officer of the law). He just looked at me like I was a freak, so I shook my head and walked away.

What an interesting morning!

Shane

Situation resolved.

BIM