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Old April 5th, 2004, 01:11 PM   #1
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Had to give blood


So I had to give 1 vial and my wife had to give 15 because we are trying to have the baby. I almost fainted and had to be helped to the car because of my intense fear of having blood drawn.

But before I wussed out the lady told me that she had several members of the Arizona Cardinals in the week before and one of "the big guys" started crying uncontrollably before she put the needle in. My guess was Leonard Davis

So when my kid is old enough to understand I am going to beat him or her for putting me through this....(j/k)
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Old April 5th, 2004, 01:20 PM   #2
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Are you going to do the billy bob thorton angelina Joline thing?
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Old April 5th, 2004, 01:27 PM   #3
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So I had to give 1 vial and my wife had to give 15 because we are trying to have the baby.
Actually the correct way to have a baby is the PIV method... (penis in vagina). I don't know what giving blood has to do with that


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Old April 5th, 2004, 01:29 PM   #4
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the PIV method... (penis in vagina).


Ah! So Ryan's been doing it wrong this entire time!
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Old April 5th, 2004, 01:30 PM   #5
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Actually the correct way to have a baby is the PIV method...
Wow...that would explain why my wife keeps getting knocked up! Hey JKF296 - Whats that vasectomy number??
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Old April 5th, 2004, 01:31 PM   #6
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I always get light headed whenever I give blood. I'm not really afraid of the needle so much, but just taking the blood out of me really "drains" me! Hah is that a pun?!
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Old April 5th, 2004, 02:36 PM   #7
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Old April 5th, 2004, 02:42 PM   #8
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Ah! So Ryan's been doing it wrong this entire time!
I tried to make that joke at the doctor's office (that we have been doing the PIA instead of the PIV ) but my wife wouldn't let me. we have to take this SERIOUSLY (her words)!
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Wednesday I have to go down to the clinic for a sperm analysis....which means I have to "yoo hoo" in the back room into a cup

I'm trying to get my wife to call ahead and see if they have any of the midget asian porn I so desire
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Hah is that a pun?!

Yes, a very bad one.


Oh yeah, Ryan is a sissy.


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Wednesday I have to go down to the clinic for a sperm analysis....which means I have to "yoo hoo" in the back room into a cup

I'm trying to get my wife to call ahead and see if they have any of the midget asian porn I so desire
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AHHH!!!! The horror!
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Wednesday I have to go down to the clinic for a sperm analysis....which means I have to "yoo hoo" in the back room into a cup
Sounds like fun! Where do I sign up?
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Assface...if there is even a speck of truth to that picture...you must have killed a lot of 'tards
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