Bada0Bing

Sorry guys, but I致e recently inherited $20 million dollars, so I知 going to quit my job and stop wasting my time here. I知 going to spend my time traveling the country and spending my money! Take a look at how lucky I am!

Mr. Tom Phils.
Intercontinental Bank Plc
Lagos Nigeria.

I am Mr. Tom Phils a Banker with Intercontinental Bank Plc, here in
Nigeria. I am an account Officer to Mr. Scott Wolff, from your country,
who
Used to work with Shell Oil Development Company in Nigeria.

On the 2nd of Feb. 2003, my client, his wife and their two children
Were involved in the Lagos, Ikeja Bomb Blast, which most of the
Occupants lost their lives.

PLEASE VIEW THIS WEBSITE BELOW TO CONFIRM

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/2718295.stm

Since then I have made several enquiries to your embassy to locate any
of my clients extended relatives, this has also proved unsuccessful.

After these several unsuccessful attempts, I decided to track his last
Name over the Internet, to locate any member of his family hence I
Contacted you. I have contacted you to assist in repatriating the money
Before they get confiscated or declared unserviceable by
Intercontinental Bank Plc where this huge deposit was lodged.

Particularly, Intercontinental Bank Plc where the deceased had an
Account valued at about US$20Million has issued me a notice to provide
The next of kin or have the account confiscated within the 6 weeks.

Since I have been unsuccessful in locating the relatives for over 4
Years now, I seek your consent to present you as the next of kin of the
Deceased to have the same last name so that the proceeds of this
Account valued at US$20Million can be paid to you and then you and I
Can share the money. 60% to me, 40% to you for your kind assistance.

All I require is your honest cooperation to enable us seeing this deal
Through. I guarantee that this will be executed under a legitimate
Arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law. Please
Get in touch with me immediately with the following information stated
Below, as I do not have much time in my disposal.

1, Your full name and address.
2. Your place and date of birth.
3. Your occupation.
4. Your direct telephone/fax number.

I will await your soonest reply.

Best Regards,

Mr. Tom Phils

abomb

Oh man, congrats Bada!

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thirty-two

Cool Bada, now you can buy more movies and post more in the M&T forum!

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Ryanwb

Some guys just get all the breaks in life

DeAnna

Wow! You have Nigerian relatives also?

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Bada0Bing

I have bad news. I have found that my embassy has no record of Tom Phils. Apparently I will not be inheriting $20 million (good thing that I haven稚 yet given my notice at work). I guess that I値l have to continue to check out my movies for free at the library, even if it means that I知 always behind as usual.

Djaughe

Hmm...must have been a 2nd bomb blast.

I was notified about the one in Jan. of 2002.

coyoteshockeyfan

Im still waiting to hear back from the rich African relatives I never knew I had.

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Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.

thirty-two

Gosh I am so sorry. I wish things would have worked out for you.

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I.D. badges are long overdue. Security in this office park is a joke. Last year, I came to work with my spud gun in a duffel bag. I sat at my desk all day, with a rifle that shoots potatoes at 60 pounds per square inch. Can you imagine if I was deranged? - Dwight K. Schrute

Bada0Bing

Well, it was fun while it lasted. I値l keep my hopes up and keep checking my email

arthurracoon

actually, today is your lucky day.

I know some people in Africa that died, and I'm gonna get 500 mil.

Whoever on this board wants a piece of it can PM me their bank account number and pin number along with full name, address, and social security number.

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Signed,

arthurpostpadder

maddogkf

http://www.arizonasportsfans.com/vb/...ad.php?t=58694

There is a link in this thread to the Capt McGillicuddy site. Hilarious

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Mulli

I guess Badabing won't be moving to New Hampshire to live with a fireman and collect antiques while working as a handyman.

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